Very adorable imagery in my mind just now of some big family get together outdoors in good weather, Stretch chillin and talking with a handful of others when one casually asks where Edge disappeared off to. Stretch says "good question-" and clears his throat, using his Rarely Used Papyrus Volume to call out for Edge.
There's a moment of silence, heavy with anticipation, broken quietly at first, growing quickly louder, until Edge suddenly appears, volting himself off the roof to land precisely beside Stretch's chair.
"Yes, my love?" Smiling brightly and a little breathless
Levi follows shortly after, yelling as she fires a string of arrows straight toward Edge
"havin' fun?" Entirely casual, while Edge easily deflects the arrows with a line of bones
"Oh, tons, my love," raising a row of bones to throw Levi off balance while she summons more attacks
"good. don't get too bruised up, 'kay?" Edge jumps aside, to draw the attack away, blocking it and then lunging back as he sends out a counter
"Of course, my love," and he clicks a quick kiss to an expectant Stretch before turning swiftly on heel and sprinting straight toward Levi-
Anyway I think everyone who knows them is used to them and the property damage (Edge has gotten a lot better at minimizing it. Levi Rus and Dyne less so). Also edge and stretch r cute forever
















