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Tamaki: I was arrested for being too cool.

Kyoya: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Know the difference...

Mitsukuni Haninozuka

Mitski Haninozuka

Haruhi: God, give me patience.

Tamaki: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Haruhi: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Kyoya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Hikaru: Put spaghetti in it.

Kyoya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Kaoru: Put spaghetti in it.

Kyoya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Honey: Put cake in it.

Kyoya: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Tamaki: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Nekozawa: How am I supposed to know?

Hikaru: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Nekozawa: *sighs*

Nekozawa: You wouldn't be trapped.

Hikaru: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Kyoya: Hikaru no.

Kaoru: Mistlefoe.

Kyoya: Please stop encouraging them.

Kaoru: Hikaru, I'm sad.

Hikaru: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Tamaki: Haruhi, I'm sad.

Haruhi, nodding: mood.

Tamaki: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Haruhi: Three words.

Tamaki:

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