#out of context...

[wellwhataboutme]

[geistgeist]

'lint & suit: why cant i ever have a bunch of hot girls writhe all over my taxi

[ssaalexblake]

genuinely surprised that the spydoc fandom hasn’t just totally highjacked the “Show me the rest” “I’m not sure you can cope with much more” “show me the rest!” exchange of dialogue for other less G rated uses tbh. 

[raygelkitty]

The saga of weird things I've said tonight continues. For context, our dishwasher makes this little cheery series of beeps to let us know it's done.

Me: *shouts across living room* "Mom, the appliances are talking to me again!"

My mom: *shouts back* "They're saying they love you!"

Me: "No, I'm pretty sure that was a death threat."

[raygelkitty]

"I'm ready to live my life as a hermit now... Wait, actually, I forgot my knife. Now I'm ready."

- me, as i was about to walk away from the kitchen with my phone, plate of food, and phone.

[how-gay-can-you-get]

‘How do Dan and Phil communicate with each other when they’re in the same house? 

We usually text each other.’

[tristtrist]