#outofalice

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i've been sitting by my laptop for like 2 hours and all i've been doing is scrolling, sneezing and also i've used up like 3 10-pack tissues.

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tetheredtoelena said: when

like 65 million yrs ago so sometime around when the dinosaurs all died

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i got 100% faceraped today. alpacas everywhere. apparently i also got pregnant w/ an alpaca and that status has 13 likes and some people didn't see the "with an alpaca" so they actually asked me if i was pregant and i just???? really???? ohmygod.

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imbalanceofpower said: 'did anyone say murder'

lmao bory yes klaus alice said murder

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my stuffed nose is telling me i'm probably not going to get v much sleep tonight.

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i think it’s bc i’m tired and alone but i want fluff.

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ed sheeran is seriously in sweden #starstruck

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does anyone want a text starter