☠ Mostly because I haven't been online much for a few months, but also partially because I am a crab. I am a sad crab, and as I am a crab, I am not worthy to talk to actual human beings. I'm going to scuttle back into my cave now.
Then it’s a good thing I’m a vegetable, lil’ crab. I am potato, and as such I am not actual human being. I have tiny roots. Tiny roots to hug you with.
Tis fair enough if you haven’t been online much – I’m not one to ever pressure someone to RP, given as that’s very bad and unfair, and because I’m a literal tortoise when it comes to replies. Don’t ever be afraid mmkay? I can’t claim to be *the* most laid back person here, but it is impossible to offend me <3
So – you ever want to RP I got unanswered opens, memes I sometimes reblog, and hell, just yell for a starter and I’ll think of something. Or if you want to take a chance and plot then I’m super down for that as well. Or one-liners. Or crack. Anything!!{ and honestly I am 110% probably more scared of you and everyone than you are of me!!! }