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starter call
sb: jon, you’ve really let yourself go. you’re going downhill.
jonathan, smoking 4 cigarettes, shirtless, wearing cutoff jean shorts and sitting on the curb, using a nickel to scratch at a lotto ticket, all in the parking lot of a 24-hour CVS drug store: shut up, becky, i’m about to make it big
sb: daddy
jon: is that you harley
in case u didnt know, jon crane is lowkey the resident woodshop guy, but only out of necessity due to poverty. he doesnt give a shit about your deck, sharon. but he’ll sure as hell build one if you buy him the lumber,,,
lit anyone: jonny crane.
jonathan: i did not die on the cross to be called JONNY
just woke up from a super intense sleep where i dreamed i saw some elder gods in space in wyrm form on their way to consume whole planets and shit.
that was either me detoxing from weed (which ive been meaning to do for awhile now) or me having an intense spiritual experience i cant decide what lmfao
bizarro au is now officially a thing who wants threads in the bizarro au where jon crane is a well adjusted psychiatric professional who offers good advice and treats women nicely and with respect
@mistresscffear
would u believe me if i said i have never read wuthering heights