#outofthedarkcastle

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//Since all my drafts, except one, are for Kris (ivegothalfaplan). Does anyone else want to do something? I need to rp with more people. Maybe something based on the whole shattered sight with Chloe ACTUALLY becoming a teeny tiny Regina.

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//Soooooo work kind of ate me. We're at the time of year where we're traveling candidates for this HUGE investigator search and somehow...someone...thought it would be a good idea to coincide that with the changeover of our travel system.

Which means I have spent the last three weeks nothing short of exhausted. And not here.

Which makes me sad. I want to be here.

Buuuuut as I am leaving town on Thursday (going to NOLA with my team o' pirates), I expect I will still be molasses-like until I return on the 9th.

Please bear with me til then.

Please. <3

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//Work has been insane today. We're down a person and will be down a person tomorrow too. I'm going out with my family for a bit tonight (my grandfather's sister is in town which means CASINO NIGHT), but replies will come when I get home. <3

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//Chloe and Graham give me so many feels. Their relationship is so tragic. Cause he knew. You know he knew. At least in their world. And you know Regina used that against him. Used his access to her as leverage. And threatened him if he ever said anything.

But he spent the time with her that he could. Taught her about the woods. About random plants and animals. Gave her Shadow. Or well, gave them to one another. She is as much the wolf's as the wolf is hers.

And then in Storybrooke he had no memory of that. But he obviously felt a connection with her and she with him. She constantly did things that landed her in the Sheriff's office and he constantly covered for her with Regina.

But when she finds out? And they could honestly have a father-daughter relationship? It's too late. He's dead.

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//Today is the day. Today...I do my drafts. <3

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Chloe & Mary Live Blog OUAT - Season 4, Ep 5

Chloe: *slides in at the last minute*

Mary: You're cutting it close.

Chloe: Busy day. So....Belle has a different accent than her mom...

Mary: Everyone has a different accent than everyone. And it seems this episode will be about Mommy issues.

Chloe: Oh joy.

*TITLE CARD*

Chloe: Party at the Sheriff's station.

Mary: And you weren't invited?

Chloe: Apparently not. RUDE.

Mary: Uh-oh. Belle has a secret.

Chloe: Is it that her Dad's an ass? Cause her Dad's an ass.

Mary: Seriously.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: Belle is so sketch tonight.

Chloe: Which is so not like Belle. Though Anna's right behind her.

Mary: It seems tonight is the night where everyone is sketch.

Chloe: Ha! My Kristoff is on fire tonight.

Mary: Your Kristoff?

Chloe: Hush.

Mary: OMG. Robin.

Chloe: Okay. I'm never getting over the Dairy Queen thing.

Mary: I don't think anyone can blame you. OMG OAKEN.

Chloe: He runs a sauna?

Mary: Yep.

Chloe: That's weird.

Mary: Yep.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Chloe: Oh, Mom. Mom no. Poor Mommy.

Mary: Ummm...

Chloe: This doesn't look good.

Mary: Nope. Not at all.

Chloe: OH SNAP. SHE IS GONNA FIND OUT ITS FAKE. Rumple is in trouble now.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: Wait. Shit. We got distracted.

Chloe: You got distracted. I was paying rapt attention.

Mary: Oh really?

Chloe: Really.

Mary: Then what happened? 

Chloe: Emma realized the Snow Queen loved her, Belle has a means to restore her memory, and we all learned the trolls are sketchy as fuck.

Mary: SO SKETCH.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: Is Belle really gonna save he rock instead of Anna?

Chloe: I hope not. It's Belle.

Mary: Well fuck.

Chloe: Double fuck. 

Mary: The hell is happening in this episode?

Chloe: I don't even know.

Mary: The entire town is sketchy.

Chloe: Word.

Mary: Like the ENTIRE town.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: Of course her dad is sketch.

Chloe: Of course.

Mary: I do love when Rumple is evil, tho.

Chloe: He is kind of badass. The snow queen? Not so much.

Mary: She's just annoying.

Chloe: Very.

Mary: Touche, Hook. Touche.

Chloe: Wait. So now Emma's a reincarnation?

Mary: Don't look at me.

Chloe: This is getting kind of ridiculous.

Mary: More than.

Chloe: Bitch be crazy.

Mary: More than. Wanna watch some Portlandia with me before you take off?

Chloe: Totally.

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//Replies to come tonight. I swear. <3

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Chloe & Mary Live Blog OUAT - Season 4, Ep 4

Chloe: You're in a different browser tonight.

Mary: I am frightened you know that.

Chloe: So the Snow Queen has a fortress of Solitude.

Mary: That she does. She's an awesome super villain like that.

Chloe: And instead of talking about that and her weird ice man we're going to go to Emma and paperwork?

Mary: Apparently. But hey. At least they have the knave.

Chloe: He amuses me. Oh Sidney. Sidney is throwing so much shade at Mom.

Mary: Do you blame him?

Chloe: Not really.

Mary: Awww. Belle is the babysitter??? That's adorable.

Chloe: Emma, I'd say Mom tolerates you at best.

Mary: Wait. Is that baby Emma?

Chloe: I think so?

Mary: And she's stealing poptarts. Come on, Emma. They're not even pumpkin spice.

Chloe: Mom. Mom. MOM. Can you be at least a little helpful?

Mary: When it comes to Emma?

Chloe: Fair. No. ELSA NO. NEVER FOLLOW VOICES IN THE MIST.

Mary: RIGHT???

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: Shocker, Elsa's gone.

Chloe: Told her not to follow the voice. And Sidney. Come on. Playing this game with Mom never ends well. Haven't you learned that?

Mary: Snow needs to chill out.

Chloe: Majorly.

Mary: PORTAL TO ASGARD. I LOVE IT. Aww the knave escaped.

Chloe: He did seem very resourceful. Mom, you look so out of place in the woods.

Mary: She really does. Okay. Wow. Your mom is like super pms-ing tonight.

Chloe: I'd say you're wrong...but yeah....okay. That cape is ridiculous.

Mary: Word. THE STAIRCASE.

Chloe: OMG. That's amazing. 

Mary: Right?

Chloe: And she's gone.

Mary: Shocker.

Chloe: Only Not.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Chloe: Yeah. No. Mom is totally PMSing. Toooootally.

Mary: You wanna bunk here tonight?

Chloe: I just might. Yeah.

Mary: You're always welcome.

Chloe: I really like the girl with Emma.

Mary: I want to know why they didn't stay friends. But at the same time I know I'm going to cry.

Chloe: You know...the Snow Queen might be able to give my mom a run for her money.

Mary: She's creepier than your mom.

Chloe: WAY creepier.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Chloe: Is he digging a portal to Asgard? 

Mary: Or Wonderland.

Chloe: Wait. So was it really a set up?

Mary: I don't know. But this thing on the bridge was.

Chloe: DAMMIT SIDNEY.

Mary: Sidney is sassy tonight.

Chloe: Sidney is gonna die. Mom is...this is not going to be good.

Mary: Nope.

Chloe: OMG.

Mary: OMG.

Chloe: That was...

Mary: I know.

Chloe: Ice Viking?

Mary: It's definitely different. And very Norwegian.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: So is like Regina supposed to be the new Lily? What is the point of these flashbacks?

Chloe: Maybe? I don't know.

Mary: Well they are doing the magic thing together. That's kind of a BFF-like thing to do.

Chloe: True. Maybe she is the new...well damn. Don't cross Elsa.

Mary: Noted.

Chloe: She is really fucking annoying.

Mary: Right? Can we get rid of her already?

Chloe: UGH. MOM. WE WERE DOING SO WELL.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Mary: So the Snow Queen just got weird.

Chloe: Really weird.

Mary: What's with all the mirror talk?

Chloe: No idea. Mom never even talked about them like that.

Mary: She wants a family?

Chloe: That's her evil plan?

Mary: Apparently. Cause, you know, dark magic is the way to get that.

Chloe: Well...

Mary: Touche.

Chloe: Oh hey. Look at that. Mom and Emma are getting along.

Mary: For now.

Chloe: For now.

Mary: Guess it wasn't a set up.

Chloe: Ooops.

Mary: Poor Snow. She let a criminal go.

Chloe: To be fair, while adorbs, he was a lame criminal.

Mary: True. He just wants to find a way back to his love.

Chloe: Vexed.

Mary: Such a good word.

Chloe: Right?

Mary: I love Hook. He's adorable.

Chloe: Adorable's not the word I would use.

Mary: How did I not know you were this boy crazy?

Chloe: I don't know. Is that?

Mary: Yep. Looks like the fandom guessed it. Again.

Chloe: Again?

Mary: The fandom tends to guess most twists.

Chloe: Ahhh. Well done, Fandom.

Mary: Right?