Aug 18, 2020
#HappyBirthday #tome #outofthefunk #36 #finallyhappywithmyself (at South Lake Tahoe, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEAyu2bBI-3/?igshid=5rxvohdvjnvg
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#HappyBirthday #tome #outofthefunk #36 #finallyhappywithmyself (at South Lake Tahoe, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEAyu2bBI-3/?igshid=5rxvohdvjnvg
"Tell me again why he shouldn't come over. I'm dying."
"Ok. Here we go.
1. If he comes over and you guys make up, you can't deviled egg his car and reenact the finest moments in Gilmore Girl history.
2. You have a vagina and ovaries. It is your job to keep them intact, baby free, and bleeding their little hearts out. He has a penis. It's his job to keep it clean, wrapped, and THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER.
3. There is such thing as too much weed. He has reached and surpassed this. Like by a lot.
4. He's a piece of shit.
5. You need to make room for greater, taller men.
Like Jesse. Let's talk about good ol' Jesse. Remember how pretty Jesse is? Remember how he doesn't over compensate in car size for lack of penis like that other guy does? I know, me too. Let's talk the fuck outta Jesse."