#overheardatschool

[delaiziken]

"I can't find at sushi because I'm lactose intolerant" Bruh, what?

[classroomsoundbites]

I have projectile dysfunction.

8th grader

[classroomsoundbites]

T: “Who dropped this $1?”

S: “It's mine, Mr. A! Don't you remember, I was smelling it earlier?”

[classroomsoundbites]

S1: “Have you ever heard of Dungeons & Dragons?"

S2: "Wait-those games are real? I thought they were fake for TV!"

[classroomsoundbites]

“...indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

S1: “Amen!”

S2: “Thank you Jesus!”

[classroomsoundbites]

T: "What three items would you request if you were stranded on a desert island?"

S: "Pot."

[classroomsoundbites]

My room smells like BO cuz I'm a boy.

boy

[classroomsoundbites]

I found floppy disks at home, I bet I could sell them and make a lot of money because they are so old!

8th grader