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Call me Del | 27🤘🏽 | CA ☀️ Me | Music | Helpful Stuff

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[depsidase]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[topdiaz]

there are so many of you that i want to be closer with and probably never will. but i hope you know there’s someone out there who’s curious about you. fondly

[segamascott]

[ageae]

[cornprices]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

[hotvampireadjacent]

but Henry infinite chocolate

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

[laurazocca]

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[takesone2rogueone]

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

[takesone2rogueone]

Found the charger too

[takesone2rogueone]

And now we wait

[takesone2rogueone]

Oh honey

[takesone2rogueone]

HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

when history speaks from the realm of lost items

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

i wonder what places i have already visited for the last time

[kay4gayz-deactivated20210501]

Holy shit

[mjalti]

I’m not like “trying” to ruin my own life but what can I say, some talents manifest on their own

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[angst-god]

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

[80feetdeep]

This made me emotional

[astrond]

And the Universe will, on occasion, give us the most breathtaking of gifts

[justsomethingunsaid]

I remember on my last flight to Chicago, it was sunrise, the sky had a pink, blue and yellow halo around it, and then we passed through a small storm, and it was dark purple and blue and grey and you could see the peaks of gold highlighting everything. It was the closest thing to god I’d ever seen, until I found Her of course.

[block]

[anxietyproblem]

[brokenlegalese]

Know the signs, friends. You have to take care of yourself, because 100% no one else in the criminal justice system is going to.