#overlordisms

[photobombingcryptid]

Time for your bath.

oh no

[forgedcold]

Fuck all you want.

He doesn’t want to read your awkward foreplay about it.

[rxng]

@overlordisms

"Are... you capable of crossing your legs?"

[photobombingcryptid]

@overlordisms

I’ll make you into origami

You were almost successful when you compressed me by squashing me. 

I repeat myself like a broken record but I’m still mad about it. 

[tarnit]

You overpriced Domino’s pizza sidedish. Get a better act.

[rxng]

@overlordisms

"That's a tad bit infuriating, isn't it?"

[photobombingcryptid]

gently smacks meme’s thighs. gently.

He is only gently obliterated. By that he dramatically rolls over on the ground.

"You like them?"