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Me:Can I walk to school?
Mom:NO!What if someone kidnaps you on the way???
Me:It's only 5 minutes away.
Mom:I'll tell you what's 5 minutes. It takes 1 minute for someone to get out of the car next to you, 1 minute to get to you, one minute to shove you into a bag, 1 minute to throw you into their car. And 2 minutes to get to their base and slaughter you.
Me:...Tf
Me: "Mom, I'm going out."
My Mom: "With who? When, right now? Where are you going? Why? When will you be home? Do I know the person? Are there going to be boys? Are you wearing that? Will you have your phone on you? Do their parents know you're going over? Do I know their parents? Are you good friends? Are you going to be outside when it's dark?"
Me: "FORGET IT, I'M STAYING HOME."
