Bar student problems
You clean up the table and throw the utensils with one hand and keep the garbage in the other.
You study so much your memory has no place for anything else.
You can’t find anything.
Existential crisis.
You never know the days of the week unless it’s in bar school calendar numbers.
You have back problems.
Your eye prescription got worst.
Ugh.
You tell yourself it’s worth it and after your studies you’ll finally get to party, have fun and enjoy life like everybody else.
You know it ain’t ever gonna happen cause you’ll either be too broke to party or too busy to enjoy shit.
You know this teacher who wears plaid tights and enjoys asking you questions that she knows you don’t know.
You can never really be prepared enough to be confident you can pass the bar.
You’re not studying alcohol.