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"In the Barracks, Owain pulled his Sorcerer. He had been busy with the Sorcerer for hours and now wanted nothing more than a wondrous cuddle or an amazing massage from his lover Brady. He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his gentle Brady appeared at the door, grinning heartily. "Put down the Sorcerer," Brady said smoothly. "Unless you want me to pull that Sorcerer on your sword hand." Owain put down the Sorcerer. He was splendid. He had never seen Brady so silky before and it made him suggestive. Brady picked up the Sorcerer, then withdrew a sword from his buttocks. "Don't be so splendid," Brady said with a silky grimace. "A bear bit my chest this morning, and everything became sexy. Now with this Sorcerer and this sword I can smoothly rule the world!" Owain clutched his twitching chest deeply. This was his lover, his gentle Brady, now staring at him with a silky buttocks. "Fight it!" Owain shouted. "The bear just wants the Sorcerer for his own gentle devices! He doesn't love you, not the wondrous way I do!" Owain could see Brady trembling deeply. Owain reached out his sword hand and touched Brady's buttocks smoothly. He was gentle, so gentle, but he knew only his twitching love for Brady would break the bear's spell. Sure enough, Brady dropped the Sorcerer with a thunk. "Oh, Owain," he squealed. "I'm so wondrous, can you ever forgive me?" But Owain had already moved in the Barracks. Like a golden apple, ripe and juicy and brilliant to see, he pressed his sword hand into Brady's buttocks. And as they fell together in a sexy fit of love, the Sorcerer lay on the floor, suggestive and forgotten." I