owen finds out that legs is a vampire (he isn’t) and instead of being really happy that’s he’s “accepted their gift” or being mad that legs didn’t tell him, he gets all jealous about it. he mentions it every argument with the same tone of a girl whose boyfriend said another woman was prettier than her. like your house cat when you show up smelling like another animal that you pet. “wdym you let someone ELSE turn you? after i spent all that time trying to convince you to join us? i can’t believe you. wait where are you going. im not done yelling at you get back here.”









