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is there a name for when [heavy bolterfire sounds off + chainsword revvs and slices and chews through flesh + gauntlet cracking into bone and splattering] is something you find very hot

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Knowing Tarik Torgaddon the "Bear Joke" probably went something like, "Have you heard of the Bear joke?" And you'd respond with, "No? What is it?" Then Tarik will say "Well I don't know if you'd be able to Bear hearing it."

And then you'll want to chase him down and kick him but he's too fast and will outrun or simply Bear the pain while laughing ohmygodi'mgonnagethim

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He had eyes the colour of coal, flesh so pale it reflected the sun yet glimmered in low light, nose sharp and toned something crisp and nutritious, and a black-toothed grin that never faltered even through the worst of storms.

His name was Frosty the Snowman.

He melted the next day.

Warhammer authors introduce and kill off characters like this and I love it

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hashtag KhorneFucks

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saw least fave loyalist primarchs poll and i refuse to see the traitor primarchs one when it's put together because ik how this fandom is. like come on, be less predictable and prove me wrong. that would be so awesome.

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it's so funny to me that primarchs are apparently painful or hard to stare at. it's like ahhhhgh i saw his ankle i have tinnitus now and my nose is bleeding- pause

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reducing characters in warhammer grimdark to their faults and failures is so imperium/empire brained. So you think there is only value in a person based on their use? they only deserve care based on their contribution if it's positive and supportive of the status quo? does anyone else also see where these trains of thought lead.

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"fuck erebus meter" with "fuck erebus" on either ends of said meter but the entire thing is colored green for Yes because he's written so attractively as an evil manipulative super intelligent guy, yet i also need to see him bloody and on his knees becis my penit-