#ozark howlin

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Logan is Métis. 

source: 

1) short 

2) unapproachably hairy

3) from Alberta

4) doesn’t give a damn whether he lives or dies, but lives anyway 

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ppl keep making fun of antoni’s cooking skills as if he’s not being tasked with teaching cishet men whose cooking experience is microwave meals how to use a stove. 

similarly to how tan doesn’t dress the show’s clients in three piece designer suits but chooses to elevate what they already have going for them (thus keeping them from shutting down), he has to teach them how to walk before they run. chill. 

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homo on main 

(he/him)

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being autistic is essentially rolling a 0 for any and all perception checks. 

for example, my professor once passive aggressively said “you have an answer for everything, don’t you” and I cheerfully responded “i sure do!” 

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konstantin levin is the most relatable character in anna karenina. given the opportunity i, too, would vanish indefinitely into my secluded cabin in the woods if I thought I was mistaken in my romantic advances towards a girl

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on one hand i want to find more contemporary and youthful content about the iliad but on the other i fear searching it on this hellsite and being forced to read a post calling menelaus a smol bean with my own two beshitted eyes 

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some moods by olive garden

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thank you @metismomma

rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better.

name: Rémy 

nickname: Rem, Ray 

zodiac sign: sagittarius 

height: 5 ft 6 inches

languages spoken: English, French, Italian, Ancient Greek, Chinese, and a tad of Spanish, and I’m supposed to be studying Gaelic and Kanien’kéha but mental illness got the best of me 

nationality: Italian-American, Métis (while I am an American and an Italian citizen i’m not a Métis citizen but I am Métis, so idk if that counts) 

favorite fruit: strawberries

favorite season: autumn

favorite scent: vanilla, and mulled wine 

favorite color: turquoise

Favorite animal: im into foxes

coffee, tea, hot chocolate: yes

average hrs of sleep: 6-8

favorite fictional character: probably konstantin levin

no. of blankets you sleep with: 1 comforter 

dream trip: somewhere where there are no expectations of me 

blog created: summer 2017, but I had another blog that I started in 2010 that I deleted prior to that 

I tag @lordsardine and 19 other people who might want to do this