#p: doubleb

[ikonfiction]

Bobby: *does something vaguely attractive*

Hanbin: *eye twitch intensifies*

[ikonfiction]

Hanbin: The food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.

Bobby: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Hanbin:

Bobby:

Donghyuk: *slams knife and fork down* ONE DINNER!! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.

[ikonfiction]

Hanbin: [sneezes]

Bobby: Bless you.

Donghyuk: [sneezes]

Yunhyeong: Dong-Dong, are you sick? Here let me wrap you up in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup.

Junhoe: [sneezes]

Jinhwan: Oh my God. Shut the fuck up.

[ikonfiction]

Hanbin: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!

Bobby: That’s impos-

Hanbin: *Cups Bobby’s face*

Bobby, blushing: Hanbin, I have a reputation.

[ikonfiction]

Bobby: Where would you have our honeymoon?

Hanbin: Korea.

Bobby: Do you even know what a honeymoon means, Hanbin?

Hanbin: It’s a fancy way to say ‘sex-marathon’, right? We don’t need to go to a foreign fucking country to do that.

Bobby: ...Sometimes you do have a point.

[ikonfiction]

[doubleb entering an abandoned house]

Hanbin: Sure is dark in here.

Bobby:

Hanbin: I’m not scared or anything.

Bobby:

Hanbin: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days??? Not me. Not Kim Hanbin. No, sir.

Bobby: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Hanbin:

Hanbin: Yes, please.

[ikonfiction]

[Hanbin calling Bobby in the middle of the night]

Bobby: Hey whats up?

Hanbin: My dick is stuck in a pringles can

Bobby: What flavor?

[ikonfiction]

[in a storage closet, hiding from the security guards]

Hanbin: Don't say a word.

Bobby: ...

Bobby: Fergalicious.

Hanbin: I said no words.

Bobby: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.