#source: psych

[batfamgalore]

*Jason gets Tim and Damian to help find out who is trying to kill him*

Tim: We’re in.

Damian: Now, do we have any information on who might wanna kill Jason besides all of us?

*Jason throws a giant binder on the table*

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

[Scheduling a mission]

Walker: Let's say... 0700 hours.

Bob: 700 hours is almost 20 days. Shouldn't we act sooner?

[shitpostingsterek]

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: The thing is... I have something big to tell you. Viago: We've known each other for years, Lucanis. There is absolutely nothing that could dent our alliance. Lucanis: I'm dating your protégé. Viago: You're dead to me.

[unattainablesillygoose]

Merlin, about to confess he has magic for the 362357th time: I have something I need to get off my chest

Arthur: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Quinlan: What happened, Master Che? Speak to me like I'm ten years old. Vokara: He had a sudden drop in blood pressure and suffered a contusion and cerebral hemorrhage. Quinlan: Talk to me like I'm five. Vokara: His brain has an ouchie.

[randomcontent2019]

Gale, sneaking around: Don’t say a word.

Astarion:

Astarion: Fergulous.

Gale: I said no words.

Astarion: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.