Apr 17, 2025
I am STRANDED in the ANDES MOUNTANIS and they only people around me are GIRLS singing HAMILTON and BOYS KISSING. I’m SICK of IT! fujoshi NO MORE!!!
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I am STRANDED in the ANDES MOUNTANIS and they only people around me are GIRLS singing HAMILTON and BOYS KISSING. I’m SICK of IT! fujoshi NO MORE!!!
If a musical curse made me get on my knees and tell my unrequited crush that I was her “willing slave” I would kill myself on the spot
Girl who has been consistently suicidal: oh no guys I think the only thing to do is sacrifice myself
To all my fellow Americans: how do you pronounce radiator
Rah-diator (correct)
Ray-diator (wrong)
not American
Pls reblog with your state
Going out with a pretty girl and it becomes increasingly clear her last boyfriend is the man who killed your mother back in ‘77
Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator
⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415
Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!
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💪 bestofgreeks
hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it
#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war
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🪢 ilovemywife
I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me
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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??
🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
I get it
#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME
🗡️ agamemnon
yes?
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
SOMEBODY ELSE
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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory
Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?
#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together
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🏹 paris-not-the-city
Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy
who is the fairest?
Athena
Hera
Aphrodite
No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one
#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences
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✨ queen-clytemnestra
im going to kill my husband. with an axe
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if tumblr was less racist and watched basketball there would be a thriving Brunson/KAT community I just know it
I'm so sorry to all of my mutuals but it is actually imperative that you watch ponies on peacock
Pros of watching:
hot women
Lesbians
70s fashion
For my Heated Rivalry girlies: there's lots of Russian
Hot women
Fun spy stuff
Lesbian sex
man w/ sad wet eyes if you're into that
evil woman
The main characters are dumbasses
Cons of watching:
It’s on peacock :/
There’s men :/
The two main women don’t lez out :/