Feb 21, 2016
P-assassin
Brain 69: There was one trait of your dad I highly identify with. Starts with a p, rhymes with rocrasination.
Brain 45: P-assassination? My dad isn't an assassin??
Brain 69: NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH
Brain 45: OAO HOW COULD YOU HAVE KEPT IT FROM ME ALL THESE YEARS
Brain 69: WE HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WERE PREPARED ALL YOUR LIFE WE HAVE BEEN CONDITIONING YOU FOR THIS ONE MOMENT where you become... a p-assassin
Brain 45: NOOOOOOOOOOO