#p. vish

[p-vish]

Dudes, I don’t think I can leave my burrow anymore… it’s too heavy to drag out. The monkey dude sitting in the trees above my home frightens me a ton. I wanna trust him, but I don’t wanna end up as a life sized plush toy. Maybe I can pry it off myself if I keep trying. Wish me luck, dudes.

[n-odious-tropy]

Hey, dude! Just wanted to tell ya that you left your notebook near my riverbed. It’s a little muddy, but I’m pretty sure you can still write on it. Do ya want me to bring it over or do ya wanna drop by?

-P. Vish

..."Dude."

Oh. Is that where my notebook has gone off to? I had taken it with me for a walk but when I'd gotten home I realized there was a hole in my bag and my notebook had gone missing. I suppose I ought to come retrieve it and see if any of my notes are still legible. I try to carry it with me in case I feel particularly inspired while I'm away from my desk.

I'll retrace my steps. I believe I can recall which river you are referring to as I pass by it on my usual route and I will be there shortly. Strange, I haven't seen a home anywhere near that river.

[p-vish]

Hello, pal. This is Jacob. :o)

That trap is going to cut off the bloodflow around your arm. And then ooh boy, the necrosis will set in.

I would love to come collect my things and fix you back up!

You did well with getting the tether out of the ground. But that is one big trap for someone like you to drag around! There is a trail all the way to your burrow.

Knock, knock!

May I come in?

Okay, bro, listen. I’m sure you’re a nice guy and everything, but.. I’m not sure I wanna let you into my house, man. It’s not personal, it’s just, I don’t really trust a hunter to come inside, ya dig? Maybe I can get this thing off myself. Thanks for the offer, though.

[p-vish]

Anybody know a vet? I got my arm stuck in a bear trap and I can’t get it out.

[p-vish]

"¡¡¡Ay qué lindo!!!"

*picks Pax up gently*

"How could Neo left a cute baby like you by themselves!? Which dimension you from, lil' homie? You are super adorable!!"

-Nelly P. Cortex

Thanks for the compliments, man! I’m honestly not sure which dimension I’m from, but my dad dropped me off in the river a long time ago. Said he didn’t want “non threatening animals in his mutant army.” Been kicking it here ever since!

[p-vish]

Pax, why do you steal things from people? You know it’s a bad thing to do, right?

Well, I like to take things for fun. Usually I’m just joshin’ and I usually like to give the stuff back unless I really, really like the thing I took. Thanks for the question, man!

[p-vish]

Do you know crash bandicoot?

Yeah, I know Crash! He’s super chill! I taught him how to yo-yo, but his techniques still need some work. Sometimes he visits my riverbed to go swimmin’ with me!

[p-vish]

Hello, little buddy! What kind of fish do you enjoy the most? :o) Are there any that are completely... And utterly... Irresistable to you?

I enjoy many types of fish! I love salmon, carp, and tilapia to name a few :)