P. Vish @p-vish - Tumblr Blog

Pete “Pax” Vish is a platypus who was mutated by Doctor Cortex. He was abandoned near a river where he lives in a burrow he dug. He’s young and impressionable, but has somewhat of a vague understanding between “good” and “bad”. He loves meeting new people and making new friends! he’s my cringe crash bandicoot oc and im still developing lore for him

Update: he has a toyhouse page with more lore! Check it out if you’re interested :)

doctor-rosch

Swallow a bomb and wash it down with orange juice.

This is usually what I do when I feel embarrassed in public.

asknterdimentionalloser

Did someone call me?

cathasacrayon

Depends, are you provide the orange juice or exploding?

asknterdimentionalloser

Oh I meant that I could clean his remains, I am not letting tender meat like his go to waste!!

p-vish

can I have some too, man?

#cortex dudette #Free meat #roach dude

doctor-rosch

GLAD FETTISDAG! This is the ONLY holiday that I still celebrate with VIGOUR.

I have had two semlor already and I am waiting for those to digest a bit so I can have a third. If you want any, swing on by I guess. But you have to eat it correctly like I show you. NOT like a hamburger.

You can skip out on the hetvägg if you want- I guess. But just know that it says a lot about you and the walls you have built up around you. Don't ask me for one if you can't digest lactose- I can't help you.

cathasacrayon

I heard food.

doctor-rosch

You need to take the lid off first and dip it in the whipped cream and milk and then eat it. The rest with a fork.

And SAVOR it! No "unhinge jaw and swallow in one bite" nonsense!

p-vish

Food? Where??

#roach dude #black cat

doctor-rosch

Greetings, Dr. Rosch! I have returned with a peculiar question. What do you think about magic tricks? Are they neat for you? I know that they are for me. And if you do find them interesting, do you know any magic tricks of your own? Especially back then, 1920's ish-- was there any magic there? This was fueled mostly by the recent movie Now You See Me, Now You Don't. (P.S., Since it is recently my birthday, you get a slice of vanilla crepe cake. ) -Sincerely, Shutterbug. 📸

Good evening! I find magic entertaining enough these days, but my relationship to magic has wildly shifted through out my life. I grew up in a small village where most of us believed in superstitions such as tomtegubbar and troll. And those things supposedly all knew some sort of magic. I found the whole thing a little... Well.. Frightening. As you can probably imagine. I think just about anyone would have been had they been in my shoes! I was born in the year 1796 by the way, and as such I predate modern stage magic. Not magic "tricks"- those have been around as long as humans have, I think. But stage magic. I remember going to a magic show in London around... Ehrm. Well it was in the 1800's. Not important. I don't remember when. Anyway. Fancy show. Fancy clothes. A lot of smoke. It was- hm. Well I didn't see all of it because I had my eyes- ehm. Well, the smoke stung my eyes so I kept them close at times. And I actually did go to a few magic shows in the 20's. June of 1921, twice in 1922 in the summer and once more in 1924. I had a- friend who really loved them. At that point I was a huge sceptic. A result of being raised with the belief it was all real, I suppose. I had broken out from my chains and wanted the world to know it. I must have been making a fuss about it as we waited in the queue, because when we got to our seats she grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me close, speaking with a low voice that still cut through all the murmurs in the theatre. She told me she knew it was all tricks. Smoke and mirrors. But when we sit down in our seats, we leave the logic at the door. We trust only our eyes and watch the men and women on the stage with the imagination and innocence of children. And if I could only do that, I would witness real magic tonight- right before my very eyes. Sometimes I think she must have known magic too. The way she could change the very way I think and see the world with just a few words. I did learn a few card tricks to try and impress her, and they weren't so difficult to figure out! So magic isn't as mysterious and scary after all. I hope there's still magic in your world. All the best! -Rosch

p-vish

I can do magic!

Check your wallet and see if your $10 is still there :)

#roach dude

doctor-rosch

I think it's healthy to withhold information sometimes I do it all the time

cathasacrayon

I do not think you are exactly the best judgement on 'health'.

doctor-rosch

HEALTH is just the opposite of DEAD.

And I am quite frankly hitting that ball out of the park. Schooled!

cathasacrayon

If we're going to bring schooling into the argument then.

When was the last time you renewed your doctorate? Hm?

doctor-rosch

Oh. Hm.. Ha-ha... Oh you poor little-

Leave it to the uneducated to believe a PhD is anything like a license plate.. My mistake. It isn't school you are in need of, it is a kindergarten. Or the- voidling equivalent. If you were born. Or had child-care in any capacity.

Ahem-

A doctorate is awarded for life! It doesn't need some renewal!!

Sure, I've had to stay in touch and read up on the discoveries within the agricultural scienses and genetic modifications of plants. But to a scholar such as I! That is nothing but a treat! Feed for the ol' brain!

The only way I can lose it is if it is revoked. If I say- stole someone else's research and passed it off as my own. And let me be clear, I'd rather strip down naked and cannonball into a container filled with broken glass than be some cheap, no-good HACK.

I wish you all the best!

/Doctor Kakkelakka, PhD

p-vish

Oh, so that’s what that weird paper I found in your house is supposed to be?

#roach dude #p. vish #cat dude

Hello, little buddy! What kind of fish do you enjoy the most? :o) Are there any that are completely... And utterly... Irresistable to you?

I enjoy many types of fish! I love salmon, carp, and tilapia to name a few :)

#p. vish #ask

asknterdimentionalloser

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

p-vish

thank you so much! I’ll bring over some fish for you as a gift! They might look a little weird though, cause of all the radioactive stuff bein dumped into the lake

#cortex dudette

cortexrules

Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?

Important!

p-vish

You should give him a mouthful of mosquito larvae and some gravel to help him break them down in his mouth! :)

#dad dude

asknterdimentionalloser

"Hey raza, if I were to sell tamales on the street, would you buy 'em?"

p-vish

I’d buy your tamales man :)

#cortex dudette

Do you have anything against Cortex? Would you ever reach out to reconcile with him?

Why would I have something against my own dad? He’s the one who brought me to this cool river so I could have my own home. He never visits but I’m sure he’s just been busy or something. I wanna show him how well I’ve been doing all these years; I’m sure he’d be proud!

#p. vish #ask

doctor-rosch

I already celebrated yesterday, because in Sweden, we've got our dates straight. But to everyone else, a Merry Christmas!

Except for Zyme. He also celebrates on the 24th, which is good for him. He needed a win in my book, honestly.

And don't get me anything. I am warning you now, I have a pile of stuff prepared for regifting so no one can one-up me.

I hope you like socks.

p-vish

Aw, man. I got you some cool gardening gear, but if you don’t want it, I guess I’ll take it back…

#p. vish #roach dude

Merry Christmas, dudes! Hope you guys got everything you wanted this year!

#crash bandicoot oc #p. vish

🔺️ Do you condone your dads "activities"?

Like his experiments? Hm… well, it is pretty cool to see all the hybrids and stuff he makes, so I’ll say yes!

#ask

slemhosta

△ Rosch

so you have been around a VERY long time.. got any tattoos on your "cheeks"? ,'B]

"I have been inked my fair share of times, but the sad thing is those tattoos are washed right out of me when I regenerate. My whole body is reset, and I didn't have any tattoos when I mutated, as you can probably imagine.

So, No. I don't have any tattoos on my butt. Or any other indecent places! But I have had them just about everywhere else. I volunteered at tattoo shops and conventions for a while where people could practice their skills on me. It was a lot of fun, actually. And it opened this door to a brand new community I had never been a part of. But then tragedy stuck, and I died. And all those hours of labor from these artist were lost as the ink just faded away."

Uncomfortable Level: 2/10

p-vish

Woahhh!!

Those are sick tats!! One day I wanna have body art like that!!!

#roach dude