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🎅 Run Run Reindeer 🎅
Across the courtyard of the shopping mall where he works a dead-end seasonal Santa job, Pete Wentz hears the voice of an angel. Well, technically, it's the voice of an elf. And if Pete can get his number, he knows he can turn his entire life around.
happy holidays to all! i'm thrilled to have written dueling mall santa AUs with @cleffairie and i hope this makes you laugh half as hard as me. see you in 2026 with the next peterick adventure!
A Man for All Seasons
Single dad Pete Wentz finds a second chance at love in the unlikeliest of places: an elementary school holiday pageant.
happy us thanksgiving buds! just watched the tail end of the macy's parade, and now i'm here to share this with you. this silly, cringey little fic comes to you courtesy of @merlinsssbeard's super fun prompt.
see you back here at christmas for some mall santa fun!
❄️ winter holiday fic roundup ❄️
🎅🏾 The Opposite of Amnesia (2017)
A decorating accident lands the boys in the E.R. a few days before Christmas.
🎁 Think of All the Fellas I Haven't Kissed (2018)
Like so many of Pete’s bad sexual decisions, the Mrs. Claus costume starts as a joke.
🎄 merry christmas, i could care less (2020)
All Pat wants for Christmas is to celebrate with her girlfriend. All Pete wants is not to let her down.
⛄ Promise You Anything (2021)
Normal people have resolutions about normal things. Pete has resolutions about Patrick.
☎️ Fall Asleep, Phone in Hand (2023)
Playboy poet Pete Wentz won’t get off the party line he shares with composer Patrick Stump; why would he, when it’s so fun making Patrick mad? When they meet by chance, Pete seizes the opportunity to become someone new—someone Patrick might even be able to fall for… Based on the 1959 film Pillow Talk.
🍗 Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (2024)
Pete Wentz will do anything to get home in time for the holidays… even when everything goes wrong. Meeting Patrick Stump along the way? It’s either the best or worst thing that’s ever happened to him. They have forty-eight hours, and seven hundred miles, to find out.
🌌 A Home for the Holidays (2024)
A double booking leaves freshly divorced Patrick and seasoned single dad Pete stuck sharing a remote cabin for the week—the week of Christmas. With their children. And Pete’s dog. What could go wrong?
✨ A Man for All Seasons (2025)
Single dad Pete Wentz finds a second chance at love in the unlikeliest of places: an elementary school holiday pageant.
👼 Run Run Reindeer (2025)
Across the courtyard of the shopping mall where he works a dead-end seasonal Santa job, Pete Wentz hears the voice of an angel. Well, technically, it's the voice of an elf. And if Pete can get his number, he knows he can turn his entire life around.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Pete Wentz will do anything to get home in time for the holidays… even when everything goes wrong. Meeting Patrick Stump along the way? It’s either the best or worst thing that’s ever happened to him. They have forty-eight hours, and seven hundred miles, to find out.
OR:
Baby, please, I just need someone to hold me, even though you don’t even know me
thank you @nomaptomyowntreasure for every beautiful version of this poster and being the daily cheerleader of this work. we've got three chapters and three days, so buckle in and enjoy this silly and stressful escape from whatever your holiday-or-regular-thursday holds.
set your clocks early because i probably won't be late!
mall santa mayhem drops on christmas eve
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A Home for the Holidays - Day One
A double booking leaves freshly divorced Patrick and seasoned single dad Pete stuck sharing a remote cabin for the week—the week of Christmas. With their children. And Pete’s dog. What could go wrong?
*Updates daily through Christmas Day*
This story exists to make all of @nomaptomyowntreasure's Christmas wishes come true. In return, she's treated us all to Hallmark movie posters, chapter moodboards, and tie-in recipes to accompany every chapter. Enjoy Pete's mac and cheese below!
👻 spooky season fic roundup 🕸️
while we at shark-myths industries toil faithfully at holiday fics for the upcoming thanksgiving & christmas holidays, please enjoy spooky halloween stories from years past!
🎃 Fangs for the Memories (8k)
Patrick's tired of being the bait. Pete's tired of being an evil undead killing machine. The tension in their relationship is not just the tension between predator and prey...
🕷️ Jaws of Death (4k)
Girl Out Boy celebrates Halloween!
💀 Baby You're A Haunted House (11k)
What’s the difference between a great romance and a great haunting anyway? Love story, ghost story, either one gets into your bones and reshapes you from within.
🦇 Ain't No Magic Potion (4k)
Pat Stump decides to make an illegal, unauthorized love potion to help her get closer to the object of her desire. No, not like that! Hijinks ensue.
> honorable mentions for these two longform horror fics that are Hallofics in vibe only:
🐈⬛ Wolves Dressed as Wolves (25k)
Once upon a time, Patrick moves to the big city to get famous. It’s nothing like he imagined it would be. Then he stumbles into an internship with Pete Wentz, the label executive everyone refers to as the Beast, and finds out how far down his hunger for stardom—and his humanity—really go.
⚰️ The House on Rosewood Lane (41k)
Rocked by the loss of love, Pete Wentz buys a house in the middle of nowhere and sets out to get himself haunted. Aided by his ghost hunting forum friend jt_mania and harried by his absolute busybody of a new neighbor, Pete is torn between letting himself be lost or learning how to live again.
have a wonderful halloween, gang!
kintsugi kid is ending in one week...
get ready for the most crushing thing i've ever written,
aged 8 years in a misery-oak barrel,
coming friday, october 25:
