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married life meme foR ALL OF THEM PLEASE

i did all of them besides max and eva!!!! only bc u know...... we just started them two days ago. anyways our other babies are below the cut. <3

Loveah

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: oh my god i have no fucking clue bc neveah is actually pretty unorganized too and she’s constantly late to everything and idk if we talked about if logan’s messy…… but I’m going to assume he is…… so both of them

forgets to run the dishwasher: I bet logan ok bc neveah would ask him to do it bc she has to do something else and he’s probably like on the couch watching tv and he’s all like “yeah, babe I got it” but neVER fucking does it and so neveah comes back all pissed

pumps gas for the car: probably logan bc neveah hates everything about driving

drives when they’re going somewhere: logan :~)

rearranges the furniture: ok so neveah is definitely the one who would want to rearrange the furniture more than she probably should but she’s not very strong and so would have to get logan to do it so……… logan baby

falls asleep with the TV on: logan!!!!! always logan and neveah always gets mad at him bc he’s wasting money lmao

gets to use the bathroom first: lbr neveah the lil yoga queen is going to be up way earlier than he is so they don’t even need to take turns since she’s all showered before he’s even up buT okay I honestly think they would be in the bathroom together anyways

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: logan!!!! he would know what to do with it more than neveah ever would

Taiden

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: TASHA WHAT A FUCKING SLOB

forgets to run the dishwasher: aiden just bc tasha wouldn’t anywhere near cleaning things but actually wait she won’t really work when they have the kids right???? so it might actually be her since u know... she won't actually remember to clean

pumps gas for the car: aiden baby

drives when they’re going somewhere: aiden bc ok remember that headcanon we had where aiden tries teaching her how to drive??? yeah no he’s not letting her drive

rearranges the furniture: aiden and he probably does it so the kids don’t ruin anything lbr

falls asleep with the TV on: tasha :~) and aiden carries her back to their room kill me

gets to use the bathroom first: okay shut the fuck up bc we both know they would share it and shower together bc….. its them bUT okay I bet they would be really childish sometimes and aiden locks her out

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: aiDEN OKAY he’s not letting tasha touch it since she’ll probably break it

Grayelle

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: grayson always always always ok

forgets to run the dishwasher: gRAYSON ok like he’s so forgetful alright that fact does not change about him

pumps gas for the car: grayson……. again wtf does gabby do

drives when they’re going somewhere: grayson pLS okay but that’s probably bc lil willow’s gonna be in the back and gabby’s gotta keep the cutie entertained ok

rearranges the furniture: like loveah, gabby is the one who wants to redecorate and grayson is the one who ends up moving everything but not bc gabby asked him to help. grayson would insist that he wants to omg

falls asleep with the TV on: grayson!!!! remember how i told u he has nightmares??? well ok so when he wakes up in the middle of the night he goes to the living room to watch tv and gabby will probably always find him asleep on the couch

gets to use the bathroom first: gabby always and grayson would constantly throw a fit about it

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: grayson ok bc he pays for everything and he’s very like particular about temperature alright

Abbie

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: BOBBIE OK bc of the fact that bobbie just takes her clothes off during her breaks in the dressing rooms but tbh I don’t think adam would be all that tidy either but pls what if they're both slobs??? oh no

forgets to run the dishwasher: idk if they would use the dishwasher...... tbh like ok i can see them having a really cute time washing the dishes and like one of them is washing and the other dries. like okay imagine adam is the one who's washing, and he sprays bobbie w it. kill me

pumps gas for the car: adam definitely

drives when they’re going somewhere: adam!!!!!! no way in hell he'd trust her to drive she probably has bad road rage

rearranges the furniture: honestly, adam wouldn't even bother with that so i think bobbie would have to take that job up herself 

falls asleep with the TV on: adam, always 

gets to use the bathroom first: probably bobbie and it's not like adam needs long to get ready anyways. like he doesn't do his hair in the morning.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: bobbie again bc everything has to go her way, am i right ladies?????

[camilcmendes]

◊ FOR ALL OF THEM

put a “◊” in my ask for a sticky note left in the morning by my muse.

tasha & aiden

 ❝ Hey, lazy ass. You didn't listen to me when I said we're out of milk and that's why I'm out buying it to make those damn pancakes you were crying about last night. Anyways, love you. — Aiden ❞

grayson & gabby

 ❝ Had a thing to do. Stay here as long as you want, I guess. I'll call you later. — Grayson ❞

logan & neveah

 ❝ Good morning, Harry Potter. I had to hurry back home before our mom found me and before any of my family realized that I wasn't there. I'll see you at this family dinner tonight though, okay? Last night was a lot of fun. <3 — Neveah ❞

adam & bobbie

 ❝ Sorry I had to leave earlier. I didn't want to give you the liberty of kicking me out in the morning. Oh, and looks like we're working together today. See you in a few hours. :)  — Adam ❞

max & eva

 ❝ Good mornin', cutie. My shift starts at 10, so I'm downstairs. I hope that you don't mind that I stole your shirts again. I couldn't get my Yves Saint Laurent dress dirty. Hurry downstairs so we can make out in the back!   — Eva ❞

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i'm taiden af

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B&A: [MSG:] There’s a naked man in my car right now. // [MSG:] His internet history had “Disney Porn” on it. // [MSG:] Well, fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

[MSG:] There’s a naked man in my car right now.

[adam → bobbie] Well, do you want that naked man in your car? Because I don’t know what to do if you’re just telling me you’re about to have sex with someone in your car.

[MSG:] His internet history had “Disney Porn” on it.

[adam → bobbie] Maybe he has this creepy fetish with Disney porn or maybe he was trying to find you on there.

[adam → bobbie] He’s one of those pervs that eyes you whenever you walk around the dressing room in your underwear.

[adam → bobbie] Not that… you know, I would know you ever walked around in your underwear…

[adam → bobbie] Alright, I gotta go. Bye.

[MSG:] Well, fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

[adam → bobbie] So… let me get this right.

[adam → bobbie] You’ll make out with your cousin, but you won’t make out with me.

[adam → bobbie] The fuck kinda logic is that?

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T&A: [MSG:] I just audibly asked myself if I wanted to masturbate. And then audibly agreed. // [MSG:] I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now. // [MSG:] And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don’t act like I don’t do anything.

[MSG:] I just audibly asked myself if I wanted to masturbate. And then audibly agreed.

[aiden → tasha] right, so... can i be home before you start?

[aiden → tasha] i just clocked out of work and i'll be there in 5 minutes tops.

[aiden → tasha] don't start without me, baby.

[MSG:] I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.

[aiden → tasha] gigi's a babe, honestly.

[aiden → tasha] i might just have to challenge her to a contest next time i'm with your family.

[aiden → tasha] unless that would make your oldest brother want to kill me, then i'm good and just take care of you while you get sloppy...

[aiden → tasha] i don't wanna die before i turn 21. i have life goals.

[aiden → tasha] like finally beating you at mario kart.

[MSG:] And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don’t act like I don’t do anything

[aiden → tasha] i still don't get how you haven't gotten fired yet.

[aiden → tasha] probably because your boss thinks you're hot. and don't tell me he doesn't.

 [aiden → tasha] anyways, shut up, lazy ass.

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L&N: [MSG:] Normal people don’t sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours… // [MSG:] I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer. // [MSG:] What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already broke and my leg’s already broken.

[MSG:] Normal people don’t sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours…

[neveah → logan] okay, so when you try to watch all the lord of the rings movies, it's fine?

[neveah → logan] i've watched frodo go on his dumb mission to drop that stupid ring into a volcano one too many times, olsen. that means you are going to watch claire go crazy for the millionth time with me. 

[neveah → logan] i love you.

[MSG:] I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

[neveah → logan] don't get drunk without me there to take care of you then please. i don't want you doing anything dumb.

[neveah → logan] or hurting yourself... because that'll be really bad and i don't want my baby hurt.

[MSG:] What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already broke and my leg’s already broken.

[neveah → logan] i never thought you would be so stupid, babe.

[neveah → logan] i hope you know i'm taking a train over to you as we speak because i can't let you fend for yourself now, can i?

[kimmrps-blog]

AYEEEE okay for eliza and owen: [text] I don’t want to talk about it // [text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx) AND FOR sammy and andrew: [text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE” // [text] They know.

[text] I don’t want to talk about it.

[text]: Right. Whatever

[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)

[text]: Where are you?! Why did you not tell me you were out before?

[text]: Please send me the address.

[text]: Or get someone to give it to me. I don't care.

[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

[text]: In my defense.. the lighting made it seem like they weren’t. 

[text]: I"m sorry. ;)

[text] They know.

[text]: What do you mean they know? Who knows? 

[text]: The board? Your other students? Who?

[text]: Be specific.

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