Because I can Alice and Zeb for the dating meme
Pros of dating Alice:
She will be your partner in crime. Want to get back at someone? She’ll be there with the necessary materials. She teases and messes with people, but if you want to plot revenge, she’ll be right there to help.
She will absolutely encourage you to follow your dreams, and maybe crush a few skulls along the way for good measure.
She’s very smol and you will probably be able to wrap yourself around her completely. She’s an excellent couch companion.
She’s extraordinarily loyal, and will hardly look at another person when she’s bonded to you. Dating Alice is like dating the mama bear. She will mess everyone up to protect you.
Cons of dating Alice:
She totally doesn’t think that she deserves you and it shows. You have to really show her that you mean it.
She’s a hardhead and it can take some convincing to change her mind of anything.
She’s very hard to read sometimes. Her emotions tend to come off as Happy and Angry, and it’s hard to see an in between sometimes, which can make it hard to relate if you don’t know her super well yet.
Pros of dating Zeb:
When this guy commits, he COMMITS. He will do pretty much whatever you want, if it will make you happy. Unless it’s dangerous, he really does want to make you happy and will ask you what it is you want to make sure he doesn’t get it wrong, even if it’s playing Just Dance 4 for three hours.
He will absolutely make sure that you’re on time for things. He’ll come and wake you up for school if necessary. He’s devoted.
He’ll always be able to take a step back if that’s what you need. He never wants to pressure you into doing anything, so he makes sure to ask (a lot) before trying something new.
He will stay with you through thick and thin. He’s not just that kind of boyfriend, but that kind of friend too. Even if you’ve hurt him, even if you said something you shouldn’t have, he will stay with you and try to help you.
Cons of dating Zeb:
He’s pretty ridiculously timid. This can come across as cute in some situations and unhelpful in others. It can take a bit of convincing to prove to him that you really do want to be with him.
Sometimes emotions are hard for him, and breaking out of his shell of comfort is hard. You might feel like he’s just ignoring more difficult things.
He never initiates things. You have to initiate pretty much everything.















