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[dresskind-blog]

pagingdrstrider replied to your post:Mmm

Mom no. Headaches are no bueno.

Mhm

[dresskind-blog]

pagingdrstrider replied to your post:pagingdrstrider liked your post:Hello Dearies

Howdy ma.

Hello Dirk

[dresskind-blog]

Is That Dirk I See

[my-favourite-fronds-and-anemones]

dont kick me out dirk please i wwont havve anywwhere to go except my dads place have you even met him he scares the fucking shit outta me dirtk pleeask no

[my-favourite-fronds-and-anemones]

dirk stop bonin lu at 4am i dont wwanna hear that shit

[helmsmanhal]

A doctor of the mind, curious. Hello I'm hal, nice to met you.

[my-favourite-fronds-and-anemones]

Your name is EADEN AMPORA and cooking is fucking hard. 

Well, just for you probably, but you aren't really used to have to make yourself food and fend for yourself, but ever since Dirk sort of started to roll downhill, you had to try and make yourself something that wasn't cold canned things. 

Unfortunately, all your attempts at making something ended up in a steaming pile of bleugh, so you just grabbed a bag of pistachios and plopped yourself onto a couch, eating them and pelting the shells at Dirk's stupid fucking dog. 

Stupid thing thinks it's a game or something and he just lets himself be hit in the face with assorted shells when oh shit here comes Dirk.