🌟 "Paimon’s Weekly Update: Liyue, Loot, and LOTS of Running!" 🌟
Hey again, Travelers! This week, Paimon and the Traveler finally made it back to the stunning stone forests and golden rooftops of Liyue! You’d think we were here for a calm stroll and some dumplings—but noooope! Turns out Liyue had other plans.
Treasure Hoarders & Trouble
First thing we ran into? Monsters. Second thing? Even more monsters. Hilichurls, Geovishaps, and way too many Treasure Hoarders who clearly never learn. Paimon lost count of how many times we had to dodge explosions while the Traveler just kept charging in headfirst! (Seriously—why does everything in Liyue want to fight us?)
Familiar Faces!
We got to visit a few of our favorite people!
Hu Tao popped up (literally out of a lantern), offered us coupons for “buy one funeral, get one free.” Paimon is concerned.
Zhongli invited us for tea. It turned into a three-hour lesson about ancient rock formations and dragon contracts. Paimon definitely pretended to understand all of it.
Xiao showed up, helped us beat down a Ruin Grader, and vanished before Paimon could even offer him a snack. Rude but cool.
Snack Stop Report!
Liyue cuisine is still legendary. Paimon ate her weight in crystal shrimp and spicy tofu, and the Traveler might have tried to stop me. Too slow. The dumplings are mine.
That’s a Wrap!
Liyue gave us monsters, friends, and a LOT of cardio. We’re heading off to rest (and by “rest,” I mean eat more). Stay tuned for where we end up next—and don’t forget to send in your questions!
Paimon’s adventure brain is full, but her snack pouch is never empty!