#paleassassin

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did you know that people were really worried because you and alex changed your urls at the same time and i got a bunch of messages saying "WHERE'S LUCIFERINTHEPOLICEBOX AND DEANSPECIALUNICORN DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE" so apparently i'm the go-to girl when you guys switch urls

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god! I can’t-I can’t breath!

What?! Really? Gezus! 

I was going to change my icon as well, but then I was like ‘…maybe in a week!’

But oh god, I’m still laughing!

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The Doctor, Sherlock, Jack Harkness, and Loki.

The Doctor: Have you ever sacrificed something you loved for the greater good? Um… I don’t really… know

Sherlock: Are you an intellectual person? AHAHAHAHAHA That’s funny. No, not at all.

Jack Harkness: Are you a flirt? I CAN’T FLIRT FOR SHIT! SOME ONE TEACH ME THE FLIRT!

Loki: Are you a jealous person? I can be.

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SORRY I JUST. WATCHED IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO AND NOW I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO CONTINUE BECAUSE I KNOW HE'LL ALSO LOSE CLARA OSWIN OSWALD AND I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE ITS ALMOST MORE DAMAGING THAN SUPERNATURAL.

I dunno about that. Supernatural hurts me more, personally. BUT I KNOW!!! I WANT TO LIKE CLARA, I DO, AND I KIND OF DO BUT I’M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE NOT CRYING OVER AMY AND RORY STILL!

A DAY AFTER I WATCHED AOMH FOR THE FIRST TIME MY BROTHER WAS LIKE ‘COOL STORY BRO, NEEDS MORE RORY’ AND I JUST FELL TO THE GROUNDS SAYING ‘POND FEELS!’ IT WAS TRULY TRAUMATIZING.

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I see another "Tell me how you feel about me." so I must do it. You are lovely, beautiful, and I like rp-ing with you. We really need to do that again sometime. YOU ARE THE DEAN TO MY CAS AND I LOVE YOU. *creepy/sexy/joking/bad wink*

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paleassassin replied to your post: who are you friends with on tumblr?:)

i love how it’s people with real names and then me. BUT I LOVE THAT I AM CALLED FRIEND LOVELY.

I know your real name, but I prefer to call you Pale... I don't know why, just do :3

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who are you friends with on tumblr?:)

I have a few, but the ones I talk to/know the best are these three.

Tilly - nerdygoddess

Alex - deanspecialunicorn

Pale - paleassassin

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ALSO WE GET SWEATY MEG. SWEATY BLONDE MEG. I AM HAPPY. and yeah i kind of have a thing for blondes. i have a thing for all women man idk. but jesus Rachel Miner. i mean megs a total bitch and no one can trust her, but i would probably end up dying for her anyway. hairdressers are notoriously long-lived. unlike tailors. (ps the one thing i can say in an accent is "they ate my tailor" and i have no idea why)

SWEATY, BLOODY, BLONDE MEG! OH MY GOD YES!!

That is true, but blondes with wavey hair, or short hair, omnomnom!

Rachel Miner’s looks should be against the law!!!

I would too … THEN SHE AND I COULD BE DEMONS TOGETHER!

Apparently so, its’ because they go unnoticed maybe!

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i don't know, man. i don't know. but blonde meg. /blonde/. i like brunettes but /damn/. well i'm glad no one ate crowley's hair dresser, only his tailor. because blonde meg is my favorite meg now.

BLONDE MEG! blondeblondeblonde! I personally have always had a thing for blondes, teehee :3 But yeah DAMN is right!

‘THEY ATE MY TAILOR!’ forever laughing! Thank you hairdressing gods!