#pancity

[udolindenburg]

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Pan Problems #13

Seeing all these celebrities come out as pan and being simultaneously happy and annoyed at the fact that now you have to explain what pansexuality is to their fans.

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I'm gonna tell you that I'm bi to avoid an argument, but just know that it's only because I know that you're ignorant as fuck-- not cause I'm a "snowflake"

Fuck off.

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Just cause I'm a pan doesn't mean I wanna do the dishes.

Me. I’m lazy. 

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I'm so confused... am I allowed to say I'm gay or do I have to explain what being pan is every time I say it?

I should just have the definition on my phone on demand

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Pan Google IX

-Do I actually like my best friend or am I just lonely?

-How to tell if you’re actually pan and not just faking it?

-Why do people just not believe that pansexuality is a thing?

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Pan Party

Me, a happy person opening gifts: Ok who's this one from?

My sister: Me, but it was Mom's idea.

My oblivious butt: Thanks anyway, dude.

It's a pan. It's always a pan. This joke never gets old for her.

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I'M THE PAN MAN!

Me, running around the house at 2am carrying approximately fifteen (15) cooking pans and one (1) human pan.