#panda whining

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I’m so tired

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I think I just cried for the first time in like. seven months.

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I think my seasonal depression has just elevated into normal full time depression

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person: hey you wanna do this thing?

me: no, I can’t/don’t want to do the thing due to personal reasons, so I won’t be doing it.

person: yeah okay, so when we do the thing—

me: I Do Not Think You Understand.

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beep beep it’s feel bad about your sex repulsion o’clock

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that post about crying got me thinking.....when was the last time I cried. like REALLY actually cried, not this 1-2 tear per breakdown I’ve been perfecting for a while now

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me to my cat: please cure my sex repulsion

cat: starts biting the length of my arm

me: thanks

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have you ever had a stuffy nose but somehow the nostril that's actually stuffed up is also dripping nonstop and makes it painful to blow your nose, and is simultaneously incredibly clear and it hurts to breathe through your nose but you can't breathe in through your mouth because it randomly decided that back of it wanted to be on fire while you were working yesterday because boy oh boy is that the life I'm living now