Okay, no, this is how I use plentyoffish. First, I look at your profile. If you're black, no. Just like, no. No. Stop. And then I read the messages, if they pass that test. And then I read, and if it's less than a sentence, then like. No. Don't waste my time. And then, if all they do is compliment my pictures, I'm just like "You just want the dick." No. But if it's longer than that, I read it. Like actually read it. But if they only put "u" instead of "you", no, go fuck yourself. Because you don't speak English. And THEN, if you pass the "u" test, and you pass the "black" test, and if you pass the "message" test, then I read it, like, for content. To see what they're actually saying. And if they tell me to add them to BBM? /No/. No. Because you're not the gonna get my phone number that easy, it's not gonna work that easy. And then, the final test, if they have written eloquently enough, and have expressed enough interest, and they have read my profile, then, I will send... A reply. But even if I send a reply, it doesn't mean you're gonna get the dick. It just means.. That I was bored enough to reply. The end.
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