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sammisonfire replied to your post:I have so many D&D ideas

I’m totes up for some D&D!

Good! so that's you and Adnrw in! If you guys wanna read up a little on 5th ed. that's the one we'll be playing. But dont feel you have to! i guess we need at least one more (a party of 2 is a little difficult).

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so i was in sammisonfire's fantastic let's play. he is just starting out with videos but they are properly funny. go watch, and sub if you like them ;3

(btw his tumblr is also sammisonfire)

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panda-cumslut replied to your video post I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be impressed or scared.

Both in equal measure, as it always should be.

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So, some impressions from my many hours or play time on Ninty's E3 games:

3DS -Yoshi’s New Island: so much like the original and one of the most beautiful games I’ve ever seen -LoZ ALBW: retro Zelda made modern; looks amazing in 3D. The drawing gimmick was pretty cool too. -M&L Dream Team: hilarious. On par with the previous M&L games, but with loads more stuff. Epic giant battles were pretty awesome.

Wii U -Pikmin 3: Wow. Not a Pikmin fan up until I played this. Now I can’t wait to play each level OVER AND OVER. (I actually 100%’d the first level). Bingo Battle was so much fun and having co-op play is always welcomed. -Duck Tails: woo oo -DK Country: furry -LoZ WW: so pretty. So very pretty. And faster sailing haha. But ahhhh I need it. -Bayonetta 2: I have to play 1 now, 2’s demo was so awesome. Touch controls worked well but i preferred playing with them off. -Wonderful 101: OK GUYS PLAY THIS. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. The trailers really don’t do it justice. It’s Pikmin but 1337er. Much 1337er. -MK 8: mind-warping at first but the anti-grav stuff works way better than I expected. Same brilliant formula as ever on the most part. Toadette and Daisy playable. -Super Mario 3D World: cat costume pretty cool addition; helpful for n00bs mostly. Peach playable again at last. Ofc I wanna speed run with Toad. Clear pipes cool idea. Giant water yoshi level was fantastic.

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panda-cumslut replied to your post: panda-cumslut replied to your post: ...

UR FANDOMING WRONG!!!11

oh. okay? I'll try to cry at people who share my interests more...? I AM TIRED AND CONFUSED AND SLEEP GOODNIGHT

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panda-cumslut replied to your post: panda-cumslut replied to your post: ...

BUT HAS IT MADE YOU CRY!?!?!?!?

has the area 11 fandom made me cry? i dont think any fandom has ever made me cry.

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panda-cumslut replied to your post: The Area 11 fandom makes me so happy

a fandoms not a fandom unless it makes you want to stop being in the fandom.

wat. but i like the sense of camaraderie D;

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Andrew and Matt and the Emus/Ostridges

"Andrew, I'm on my way." Said matt, in a cool way. Matt was quite cool, Andrew thought so too.

"Okay Matt, that's cool. I am also on my way. By the way we are goint to the airport."

"I know that, Andrew, because I am on my way too"

"Yes, but I was explaining for the benefit of the readers, Matt. Dont be not-cool, it is not like you."

"sorry andrew. Bye andrew" Matt hung up his telephone. he put it in his pocket, which was located in his trousers, which were dark blue. He asked the train driver to drive faster because he wanted to see andrew soon. The train driver said

"okay matt".

Meanwhile, andrew was at the airport. He had bought a packet of jaffa cakes because the shop only had jaffa cakes.

Matt got to the airport and there was a weird slo-mo scene in which andrew and matt ran to each other in slo-mo. but the metal detector went off and andrew got tackled to the ground by guards.

Mat said

"haha andrew, silly you"

Andrew sighed.

Then on the plane matt said

"andrew why do you have jaffas" and andrew said

"they were tax free" and matt did a thumbs-up, because andrew had done a lucrative deal. the jaffas were probably less than at tescos.

matt and andrew got to new zealand and they started the search for anon-san, but then andrew pointed to a map that said new zealand and matt said that it was different to uruguay and they laughed.

Matt found a farm

Andrew said it was an emu farm

matt said it was an ostridge farm

they argued about this for over four minutes before they realised that they didnt know the difference between ostridges and emus. the farmer came out of the farm building and said

"oh, my emus are ready for harvesting"

"you cant harvest these majestic and beautiful creatures" matt and andrew said in unison. they looked at each other and did a really cool nod. maybe there was a wink or something. it was like, so cool.

Matt and andrew sat on a bird each. they said

"go"

and then the birds were like

"we cant even fly tho"

but matt and andrew said. 

"we believe in you. our friendship is so radical that we can make you fly, just believe"

and then they started to fly

by the farmer got out a shotgun and shot andrew and he fell off and nearly hit the ground.

but then matt caught him and said

"i'll never let you die"

and andrew was like

"gay"

and then he realised that with his awesome powers of air manipulation he could just fly, so he stopped being hurt by the bullets and flew alongside matt. 

"this is so cool" said matt. matt's emu nodded, becasue it was cool.

They reached uruguay, which was conveniently located in matt's ctrl+v because it's awkward to spell. Anon-san was waiting, trapped in a uruguayan prison, with a computer that had been locked after sending just five letters to Andrew: URGAY. It's so lucky that matt managed to help andrew decipher that message. Anon-san started crying but it was happy tears. Matt tried to use his gravity manipulation powers to break anon-san out of prision, but it was a silly idea and didnt work. The emu laughed.

Andrew found a key and opened the prison and freed anon-san and they all escaped together to JAPPAN where they had an fun time, but matt and andrew ditched anon-san and the emu because they werent cool enough to hang out with matt and andrew. matt and andrew went to an arcade and played Taiko no Tatsujin Online Battle for a week.

thee nd.