#panoflostboys

[cageddarling]

grimes ™ : I found the perfect porn star name for me

elohra : why you're thinking about porn names i'll never know but go ahead

grimes ™ : 2 Cent Candy

elohra : i'm literally crying

grimes ™ : My porn star super power is making people cry

elohra : ahahahaha porn stars have super powers now?

grimes ™ : Of course they do!

grimes ™ : Look at all the stamina they go through just shooting one shot

elohra : i'm so fucking done with you

[cageddarling]

grimes ™ : You know why Pan can't have nice things?

elohra : because he's a possessive ass that has child problems and great eyebrows

grimes ™ : Well that escalated quickly

[cageddarling]

elora : i want to live in norway

kili ™ : I'm Norwegian 

elora : wait wut?

elora : you never told me that before

kili ™ : Yeah I have, I told you like practically the first time we met 

elora : i don't remember that

kili ™ : you don't remember a lot of things

elora : hush anywAYS. my point is that i want to be norwayian

kili ™ : ...........................................

elora : gdi i said that wrong

[cageddarling]

"It's all your fault."

See how my Muse reacts

"I didn't mean for it to happen like that, I just—" She paused, her fingers fiddling in her sweaty palms. "I'm sorry." Wendy ruined things, it was like the king who could turn anything to gold if he were to touch it but instead whatever Wendy touched turned to rumble and ruin. "I know it's my fault, I know but I couldn't just let it happen, there's consequences to everything and this is mine." Tears threatened to roll over but she forced them back.

[cageddarling]

ellie oh : i got that santa following app

kili ™ : what is that even?

ellie oh : you follow santa around the world on christmas eve

ellie oh : i'm making sure that bitch is coming to my place this time

ellie oh : i see him. he passes by my place freaking laughing

kili ™ : do you ever think he passes by because you call him a bitch?

kili ™ : that surely would make me not come

ellie oh : shh you know nothing

kili ™ : i'm secretly santa's helper

ellie oh : da fuq you say?

kili ™ : i said i'm secretly drinking my lanta kelp-er

[cageddarling]

kili ™ : I started calling Leo, Smaug now

ellie oh : ahaha can i call my kitty Bilbo?

kili ™ : Omg yes. The two of them could have a major battle

kili ™ : Coming to a theater near you; The Cabbit, The Desolation of Kitties

ellie oh : we need to start out with the first one so it would be, The Cabbit, An Unexpected Meow

kili ™ : Oh this just got ten times better

ellie oh : The Cabbit, There and Purr Again

kili ™ :  I'm crying

ellie oh : of course we need to do the lord of the rings trilogy too

kili ™ : Lord of The Cats, The Fellowship of The Paw

ellie oh : Lord of The Cats, The Two Tails

kili ™ : Lord of The Cats, The Return of the Kitty

ellie oh : i have no clue what's happening but i like it

kili ™ : I choked on my own air

[cageddarling]

ellie oh : i need to move to canada eh

kili ™ : NO DON'T MOVE TO CANADIA 

ellie oh : wHY?

ellie oh  : pffft you said canadia

kili ™ : BECAUSE THERE'S A ROAD CALLED THE HIGHWAY OF TEARS WHERE PEOPLE GET LOST AND DIE

kili ™ : -breathes heavily while taking a sip of the juice box-

ellie oh : i don't understand! aren't they all sunshine and unicorn stickers?!

kili ™ : THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE. you think they're all rainbow turkey's and sunbeams but nah they're death

ellie oh : ahahahahaha rainbow turkey's

kili ™ : Holy crap nothing gets past you smarty mcsmart pants

[natumfluctus]

I'm not going to be getting on any time soon probably.

The thing is, I keeping hoping for these replies so I can get on and do my own. But they never come. Maybe it's just late night rumblings but it makes me feel like shit. I just wanna give up on this.