Patton: *whispers in Logan’s ear* You’re my secret Santa.
Logan: What??
Patton: Ah- heck, I meant soulmate.

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Patton: *whispers in Logan’s ear* You’re my secret Santa.
Logan: What??
Patton: Ah- heck, I meant soulmate.
Logan: *spills tea on his shirt*
Patton: *points to his shirt* its a tea-shirt!
Logan: Get out of my life.
Logan: shake it
Patton: *shimmies*
Logan: The container, Patton
Virgil: *at the McDonalds drive through* Hi, can I get one McWill to live?
Roman: Babe, we’ve talked about this.
Patton: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!
Logan: I’m vegetarian.
Patton: *prolonged judgmental stare* Wakey wakey vegetables and disappointment…
Logan: *sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose* “He kept acting overconfident, and I was just- ‘You have 3 followers on tumblr, if you post a controversial opinion, it’s not gonna make a statement. No one cares about your opinion.’”