Anonymous spun:
so what is it about that shiny metal ass that gets you going?
“Ain’t hard. Guy’s wired as fuck. A single lil’ touch gets a gal’s mota’ runnin’ like a fuckin’ jumpa’ cable ta’ ‘er engine, ya’ know what I mean?”
“Come ON. Guy’s real handsome. A gal’s a sucka’ for a sharp tooth smile, cocky atta’tude when done RIGHT, dress real sharp ...”
A status of power.
“He’s funny~! Makes a gal laugh, knows how ta’ have fun! I mean, come on, we’ve been married 654 times and had lotta kids and ana’mals I forgot all about--”
Whoops.
“He’s... Real sweet, too, ya’ know? When ya’ get ta’ know’em.. He can be real gentle and kind. Real soft on such a dame like me. When his finga’s brush back my hair, when he gives me a lil’ static kiss against my temple... When he holds and cuddles me close and goes on praises ‘bout me... When he calls me princess.”
A clearing of her throat.
“...A-Anyway. He’s fucking HOT what else do you want me ta’ say?”