#papa!wise

[mantisandthemoondragon]

So is papa!Pennywise ever understand why his son wants kids ? Because Junior is infertile, is papa ever understanding of this ?

You know, I’m not quite sure. In the Parent!wise AU, neither 90s!Penny nor Barb Kerry actually exist. They only came about because people started sending asks that fused the ideas together - and the investment made me so happy! 

I honestly don’t know... I don’t know why, but Grandpa registers as a real sick bastard who could probably only rationalize Junior’s need for children as an elaborate scheme to one day eat them all -- a bit like IT laying eggs just to freak the Losers out in the canon book. 

Junior’s a complete mystery, if we have both incarnations of the killer clown in the picture. 

[mantisandthemoondragon]

Imagine the junk yard baby didn't have much hair and only have a few strands of baby hair. Pennywise like to nuzzle his nose against his baby's bald head

N’awwwwww. 

(My first thought was that I can see Junior going to cut off some of his dad’s red hair and trying to glue it on the baby.)

[mantisandthemoondragon]

Imagine papa!wise going back to try to talk some sense into his son, but Pennywise can't talk to his dad right now because baby is sleeping. And every time Papa!wise tries to open his mouth his son will shush him and remind him once again baby is sleeping.

X3 

“Have you finally come to your senses? Are you gonna wait till it gets bigger and then you’re gonna finally eat it?” 

“DAD SHhHhUt UP!” 

*Baby starts crying*

“NOw LoOK WhaT YoU DiD!” 

[mantisandthemoondragon]

"I'm not putting the baby back in the junkyard dad!" "well, take it to the police station, dump it in the sewer, eat it, do something with it, just don't keep it!" "no, I keeping it!" "no, you're not." "yes I am." "Are you disobeying me?!" "sure am." "Go to your room!" "I don't have to take orders from you!" *Pennywise proceeds to storm out the house with the baby still in his arms* "Kids these days."

Surely, Junior will get tired of having to actually take care of another lifeform - especially the life of what’s pretty much livestock - after a day. 

Then two weeks have passed and Papa!wise hasn’t seen Junior at all. He goes to the caravan and finds his stupid son playing peek-a-boo with that damn garbage baby - and it looks clean and healthy and HaPPy. 

Just, what the hell?!

[mantisandthemoondragon]

XD grandpa!wise shouting at Barb and Penny. "Get a room!" "I didn't raise you to be like this!" "I can express my affection with my love of my life how ever I want to DAD." *The kids are gross out too and making groaning noises in the background.*

Pfffffft X3 The kids honestly don’t care; it’s just Grandpa who goes green over them being so lovey-dovey. 

He’s so disappointed in how sweet his only offspring can be X_X hahaha

[mantisandthemoondragon]

Papa!wise hates soft, touchy-feely affection, it grosses him out more than it would ever gross out the feral babies, so Barbara and Junior like to be kissy/snuggly in front of him as much as possible >:3

[mantisandthemoondragon]

The only thing Parent!wise and Grandpa can agree on: keep the children away from turtles

Yes, truly - Grandpa is an uncaring bastard, but he’s not sick enough to leave a kid alone with a turtle. 

[mantisandthemoondragon]

Imagine one of the kids bringing a turtle to Papa!wise. "Papa,papa, look what I found!" "Oh, what you found swee- OHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Grandpa?? Or Parent!wise? 

Either would react the same, lol, I don’t know why I’d differentiate it.