#papaeren

[cofferi]

papaeren said: ‘w/o daddy kink’ but listen,

noO u listen karen!!!! sometimes we don’t need the daddy kink!! sometimes the daddies need to calm down! take a holiday! go to the beach for spring break!

[cofferi]

JSKFKEN TUNGLE SAID I WASN'T FOLLOWIGN U IMM DIE

WHO IS THIS ‘TUNGLE’ AND WHEN CAN I BEAT THEM UP??? STOP TRYING TO GET BETWEEN OUR BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP LIKE THIS?????

[foreverautumnblog]

is it yr bday.... i need to sneeze.....

yeah it is!! thank u for the birthday sneezes (and bless you)

[foreverautumnblog]

remember that car sex fic ok i think about it all the time and i need to know. when levi says 'you ruined me' WHAT does he MEAN. does it mean that he gets dicked so good that other dicks pale to him or is it eren himself! being the good dumb bf he is!! i Must Know.

first of all: NO second of all: why are you thinking about something that doesn’t even exist!!! third: if i had to GUESS at this THEORETICAL SCENARIO levi probably meant both because he is a very complex individual and his complexities only grow more complex when he is getting dicked so good by eren’s good dumb bf dick

[cofferi]

hue 6/9 huedbhdhehf ;^)

this is all ur fault dad

[cofferi]

heard it was ur bday so i don't have much to offer but i luv u a lot and things will be ok my bread loaf. :* HAPPY EBRITJDYA

TRHANKS DAD u’ve given me so much..... tell me i’m ur favourite child

[cofferi]

foreverautumnblog said: in the name of the fathereren... foreverautumnblog said: i missed my chance for fatheren foreverautumnblog said: u sure did, idiot

papaeren said: what a mess.

i pray to thee, Father Eren....................... forgive these losers

[cofferi]

daderen is too Pure.

you’re right, Father Eren