Oh no. My book. It’s broken.

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Oh no. My book. It’s broken.
I always feel anxious reading a Rick Riordan book because they’re all paperback and so wide that I’m worried I’ll bend it too far and there’ll be permanent creases all over it (like my Blood of Olympus book), or worse, crack the spine.
...Is that too vain?
I HATE WHEN THE COVER OF PAPERBACK BOOKS ARE SMALLER THAN THE WIDTH OF THE PAGES! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WEAK ASS SHIT? I KNOW IT'S A PAPERBACK BOOK, BUT I'M STILL EXPECTING A FULL COVER GODDAMMIT. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FUCKING COVER IS TO PROTECT THE PAGES AND THE EDGES ARE NOT PROTECTED WHEN THE COVER IS TOO SMALL! IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF? HOW CAN I PUT THAT ON MY BOOKSHELF WITH ALL OF MY PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE, FULLY COVERED BOOKS???!?!?!