Y/N’s boss: I said SLAY our political enemies not LAY
Y/N: Why not both? The latter first because I’m not into necro. Don’t give me that look boss I know they’re skeletons, it’s not the same when you’re actually next to them I stg!
He is very big on physical touch but becomes weak in the knees if you use words of affirmation.
For the first few weeks of dating, he will always ask if he can hug you or hold your hand, but once you give him the green flag, you’ll never escape from him.
Literally, he’s not a yandere, just a very clingy and soft skeleton.
WILL ask you to hold him reverse piggyback.
Basically just hold him like an infant; it’ll keep him grinning ear to ear while he naps.
Comet Papyrus:
Papyrus loves showing you love through his words and actions.
His spaghetti is his love token; extra points if you dote on him while he cooks it.
Only you can know his super secret sauce because you’re special to him, though if you have allergies, he’ll keep it away from you like the plague until he finds a new recipe (hopefully a better-tasting one. He’s trying.)
WOULD show you off to everyone the second the two of you start dating. At first (if you’re a human), they would refer to you as “Papyrus’ partner” but would stop as soon as you get better known in the underground.
Nice try holding him; you’re just his little teddy bear, not to mention he’s freakishly tall compared to you (but still lightweight), so it’s more of him crouching with you hugging his legs.
Comet Grillby:
Is BIG on acts of service.
He loves when you sit by his bar; he’ll give you some nourishment while he closes up. He hopes you will talk his nonexistent ears off; he won't talk much, but hearing you talk while he cleans and unwinds after the day makes him relax more than you think.
He’s not very vocal (literally) about you two dating but would not mind a single bit if you told the whole underground. He just won't say it first.
He would rather prioritize your comfort and privacy than show you off like treasure. You may be one fine gold, but you’re more than just that to him.
He’ll accept every love language of yours; just don’t be shocked if he never initiates physical touch first
Comet Muffet:
You better like gifts, because you’re not escaping it.
Very often acts like she is the gift; she just wants you to dote on her.
Safe in your own home? Not without a few crawling spiders handing you her new-baked pastries.
Loves to give, but expects at least something tiny back.
She’s very open about you guys’ relationship; everyone notices the generous discounts you get, which monsters find weird due to her greedy nature.
Comet Mettaton:
Acts of service to the TOP
You are his sugar baby after all; you’re his little chihuahua to his rich owner
He is very into most love languages; he WILL compliment you every second, he WILL give you lavish gifts, and he WILL spend time with you. On and off of his show, he WILL hold you and hug you with his cold, metallic ass hands. He’s indecisive, if you couldn’t tell.
EVERY monster in the underground will know that you two are dating; he’s boasting about it till the day he dusts, so imagine what would happen if y’all get married.
You better be a social person, because he’ll drag you everywhere he has to go. Party or not, you’ll probably have to follow him around like a dog while he interacts with people, probably wondering how in the world a person has so much social battery and knows so, so many people.
literally you
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