It's Iris' birthday today. Smack someone with jerky so hard they get a concussion or buy a dagger in her honor.

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It's Iris' birthday today. Smack someone with jerky so hard they get a concussion or buy a dagger in her honor.
I’ve peeked
Today I used government property to type “Lord Bitchius and the funky cultists“
I take dnd notes very seriously. (Gotta cover one part so I dont spoil the other players)
There were so many highlights from last nights session but a quick one I wanna post about is Iris' finest moment.
Not only did she nat 20 to smack a pass out drunk man with jerky but she also nat 20ed the severity check. She hits him so hard he forgot the past 4 hours. Then when he got a headache from it she convinced em it was cause he drank so much.
She gained proficiency with jerky and the nickname "Arms" in that moment.
I’m excited to play tonight. We get to kill an asshole and steal his skin!
https://www.twitch.tv/thenoodlecast
We’re starting around 9:30-10 PM EST(I think)
This is how I’m hoping the next few sessions of Paradoxium go
A very brief summary of Iris Iadra Kivas-Kashiwabara
Plans for Paradox party
BECOME AS MOMS