#paraliminal

[bookshopcelestial]

OOC || WHAT did I return to on my dash, oh my HEAVENS. YOU TWO STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!

[grandzealot]

what would richter do if someone called him ricky. what if i call him ricky. hi ricky

in almost every verse he doesnt like it — though its still better than his given name lmao hes inclined to keep correcting but hell only go hostile over it in like his mainverse or any other situation where theres an expectation of respect / a no nonsense image to uphold

…but even in other verses if someone makes a point of getting it wrong to bother him theyll get a final clear warning and then the next time theyre getting slugged

[abjecterrora]

@paraliminal sent: ‘ i’ve had enough 'a this place, and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place. ’ | cecil !!! / buzzfeed unsolved.

       “cecil, i mean this in a really nice way---you’re acting like a baby.”  they’re nice (to a point), but they don’t know how to give any advice that’s worth anything.  there’s no reason to snap.  “okay, okay.  i don’t mean that.”  not mostly, anyway.  “if you want to leave, you can.  there’s literally nobody stopping you from doing so.”

a pause, a hesitance, like tegan’s really trying to think about what to say.  “if you go, you want me to accompany you.  sucks to be alone, especially on a nice day like this.”  hey, they’re trying.  they aren’t the greatest friend, but they’re trying, goddamn it!  that’s what the point should be here.

[psyclownsis]

❛ not all things have significance, which is scary. the things you overlooked tend to have the most, which is scarier. ❜ | jervis !

“woof. don’t i know it.”

jervis is so wise! he’s a good friend. he always knows exactly what to say, except for when he doesn’t, and even then, whatever he settles on is pretty good. she’s glad he talks to her about things. jonathan talks to her about things, and eddie does, too, but it’s not the same. they can’t give advice like he can. (talking to jervis sometimes feels like talking to arnold wesker. and that’s– sad, and confusing. but sometimes talking to jervis just feels like talking to jervis! and that’s wonderful. because he’s wonderful!)

anyway, they’re talking. jervis has been locked up for a while, but harley only just got back today. she’s still sore from getting the crap beat out of her by you-know-who. such a jerk! she was only trying to win prizes at the carnival. it’s not her fault she didn’t have any tickets left and those places won’t just sell you a giant stuffed anthropomorphic s’more. she had to get creative!

“i shoulda known he was gonna come an’ ruin my day. my buddy matches just up an’ vanished, like, thirty seconds before mista b showed up– you know how he is, with the hangin’ upside-down an’ the sneak-attacks an’ the pickin’ people off. so i was tellin’ matches t’ stay there so he could carry my prizes, an’ then i turn around, an’ he’s gone! gosh, i hope he’s okay. i wouldn’t be surprised if bats put the poor guy in the hospital.”

[collectedbooks]

paraliminal said:  ‘ i am not worth saving & i am not worth redemption. let me stay in the dark ‘ | an emo, dramatic crowley

‘ STOP  THAT. ‘      aziraphale  does  severe  like  parents  do  stern:  not  mad,  just  disappointed.      ‘ for  one  thing,  i’m  certainly  not  having  this  conversation  with  you  hiding  away  in  the  shadows,  and  i'm  certainly  not  leaving  you  to  them. ‘

by  which  he  means  literal  shadows,  as  it  is  rather  dark  in  the  room.   which  as  far  as  dramatics  go,  emphasizes  crowley’s  metaphor  quite  nicely,  and  aziraphale  has  to  have  SOME  grudging  respect  for  commitment.   but  it  certainly  doesn’t  stop  him  from  briskly  clapping  his  hands  together  and  flooding  the  room  with  light,  and  once  he  can  actually  see  crowley,  he  goes  to  them  without  hesitation.

‘ and  it’s  a  bit  late  for  all  that,  you  know.   can’t  count  how  many  times  i’ve  forgiven  you  over  the  centuries,  after  all. ‘      (  he  can.   he  has  been.  )      ‘ i  don’t  just  hand  out  forgiveness  willy  nilly,  my  dear  boy,  i’m  much  too  bad  at  my  job  for  that.   so  if  you  don’t  mind  --- ‘      a  hand  out,  offering  all  manner  of  things:  help,  comfort,  warmth,  just  something  to  HOLD  ON  TO,  and  aziraphale  smiles  above  it,  stubbornly  angelic  in  a  patient  sort  of  way  that  says  saving,  redemption,  both  are  yours,  worth  it  or  not.      ‘ ---  i  don’t  take  kindly  to  people  who  talk  rubbish  about  my  friend. ‘

@paraliminal  /  GROWLING  SUGGESTION !   (  not  accepting.  )

[imbricare]

4 the special adam boi: 🥛🍯

emoji hc asks / accepting.

🍯 for a food headcanon

As with most things in the Young household, Arthur Young’s word is law when it comes to food. He is a traditionalist in every sense, and so it’s to no one’s surprise that his palate is also best catered to with a conservative, good old English cuisine. 

Adam grew up eating Oxfordshire Skates for supper every Saturday, after his mother’s weekly trip to the farmer’s market. Sometimes his mum would mix leftover sausage into her savoury suet puddings but mostly she’d make sweet puddings with currants and sugar and lemon rind. Adam’s favorite is Banbury Cake because he loves choux pastry, and usually his special dessert request for Boxing Day. 

🥛for a drink headcanon

Adam loves whole milk. He grew up on the milk produced by local farms, which his mum would also get at the farmer’s market, and he’ll never be able to shed his particular partiality for organic whole milk all his life. He is also guilty of adding way too much milk into his tea, which has often led to people joking he’s drinking milk with tea rather than the other way around.

[roguesgalleried]

paraliminal replied to your post: concept: a buzzf.eed unsolved true crime episode...

imagine if crowley also has an episode given their penchant for frivolous miracles………. she’s just surrounded by people who are more recognized than her lfngskdfh LMAO 

does she watch them a lot 

lololol she’s definitely subscribed to the channel and would scream as soon as she received the notification for crowley’s episode

[notinsecure]

@paraliminal // cont. from here

Umm, rude much? All Jennifer did was politely point out how fucking lame it is that a twenty-something-old adult would dare to do something that she, a seventeen-year-old whose concept of fun involves others validating her at all times, doesn’t agree with. No need to act like a bitch, Mitch!

      “I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck, you know?” 

It might be a tiny bit hypocritical on her part to criticize Mitch when she’s not exactly enjoying somebody’s company either. But that isn’t Jennifer’s fault, okay? She was expecting (Needy) a slut who didn’t bother to show up. 

      “Okay, listen. I’ve got nothing against letting your freak flag fly and listening to Lady Gaga and choking on the Hot Topic manager’s dick in exchange for a shirt with a Suicide Squad quote on it, but, like, I think it would be super healthy for you to admit you have no friends.” 

      “You gotta accept yourself, edgelord. Flaws and all.”