#parent!wincest

[thebrotherswholoved]

dean: what does my baby want for breakfast this morning?

sam:

sam: I can’t tell if you’re talking about your car, me, or our actual baby

dean: does it matter?

[thebrotherswholoved]

sam: what’ll we tell our son when he asks how we met?

dean:

dean: dating website

dean: impala67 hit up stanfordlawboy on grindr and one thing led to another that led to him

sam:

sam: yeah okay fine

[thebrotherswholoved]

1304: The Big Empty

mia: why are you having a hard time bonding with jack?

dean: I’m gonna be honest here

dean: he’s a little devil

sam:

sam: are you fucking kidding me?

dean: hey, he gets that from you, hotshot

[thebrotherswholoved]

sam: [half asleep] it’s your turn to feed the baby

dean:

dean: rock paper scissors?

sam: no sex for a month

dean: [getting out of bed] hot water for two minutes, right?

[thebrotherswholoved]

sam and dean’s kid: I want pie!

dean: yes I know you want pie but you can’t have it

kid: why not?

dean: because papa said no, and when papa says no dad says no because dad doesn’t want a 6’4” moose mad at him

dean:

dean: and because I said so

[thebrotherswholoved]

dean: hey dickhead! call it again, I fucking DARE you!

sam: [head in his hands] oh my god dean let the referee do his job for fucks sake

dean:

dean: I’m gonna shove that whistle up his ass if he fouls our kid again

[thebrotherswholoved]

s+d’s kid: daddy, dada, look! I drew you something!

sam: this is amazing! I love it

kid:

kid: daddy?

dean: [crying] I’ll cherish it forever

[thebrotherswholoved]

cas: hey d—

dean, with sam sleeping on his lap and the baby sleeping in a babybjörn: you talk, move, breathe, or even blink and I’m coming for you