#parent fails

[sleepy-cone]

I have very pressing concerns about my parent's education, while my brother only cares about our safety while driving cross-country or whatever. 🙄

He needs to get his priorities in order.

Look, I'm no expert about Mothman. But I'm at least cultured enough to KNOW about Mothman.

[loveandlasers]

Egregious, adjective:

1. Foolish in a flamboyant manner

Example: “This morning I was explaining to my kids why they shouldn’t distract me with non-sequiturs while walking over a thick ice flow. I egregiously decided to define non-sequitur for them and became so distracted that I fell. This caused my youngest to fall trying to get to me and another parent to fall trying to help both of us, until we all had to be helped off the ice by a nice man wearing boots with excellent grips all while I mentally reminded myself of the definition of the word ‘Egregious’.”

[mom-accountant-talk-podcast]

Stress and the First Year of Parenthood

Stress and the First Year of Parenthood

        The first year of parenthood is a memorable time.  You’re getting to know your baby and becoming acclimated to your role as a parent.  You learn how to feed your baby, how to clothe him or her, and even how to medicate your baby.  Every few weeks, you check with your pediatrician’s office to chart your baby’s growth.  It is, in fact, an incredible period of growth for both you and your…

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Parenting Thoughts Volume 1

Parenting Thoughts Volume 1

Sometimes as a parent, you want to laugh, cry and scream incoherently… we’re here for you with this week’s batch of Parenting Memes!

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Happy Tuesday everyone don't forget to laugh & smile. Xx #mamalife #toddlermemes #chatterbox

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[lilac-daydreams-garden]

Little kid: I need to potty!

Dad: Wait until we finish eating.

Little kid: IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS!

Dad: ...

Dad: ...

Dad: don’t do that

[titaniumplatedspine]

Watching my dad pack folded socks and sandals for his vacation wondering where I went wrong

[milkdrunkdiary]

Tips for the 'newborn days' (and why all parents find it challenging)

A third of parents find the newborn stage the hardest. Here's insight by @traceycwilliams  @mseBBW @x_walter @theditzymum

In a recent poll we hosted, voted by Mums and Dads, over a third (39%) of parents admitted that they found ‘the newborn stage’ the most challenging time in the parenting journey. It was  followed by the infamous ‘Terrible 2s’ – while ‘toddling’ and ‘weaning’ were considered less stressful. To help new parents, we have compiled our top five tips for surviving the newborn days… 1.Get fresh air The…

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Parent Fails That Will Make You Cringe

Parent Fails That Will Make You Cringe

There is Parenting the right way and then there is parenting like the people in these photos. We all make mistakes right? but these mistakes are so bad they actually made me cringe.

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