warnings: apple blood, feeding newborns apple blood, your a criminal
A/N: I didn’t know if you wanted eda acting parental or if she was an actual parent to a kid other than Luz and King, so I went with the latter of the two
ask: Parental Eda hc? - @yumiburrito
does not know what to do.
she definitely used magic to help take care of you when you were a newborn and even after because she had no idea how to care for a baby
most of your things come from the human realm, you have many odd mismatched socks but don’t worry, they look swag on you😌
it’s canon eda has quite a few exes, non of them you or her actually liked
eda tries to keep the apple blood out of your reach but in the end you always find a way to sneak into her stash. she’s not happy about it, but she is proud that you managed to get through her protection spells.
when you were a baby you cried. All. The. Time. she legitimately thought you were dying the first few days and she brought you to a doctor only to find that it’s completely normal though you don’t feed a newborn apple blood (maybe that’s how you got your “addiction”)
the emperors coven is most definitely after you, wanted posters with your face on them are all over the towns for miles
mama eda is so proud of you
“babies fourth wanted poster!!”
you get to experience lumity firsthand!!!
“guys do you smell that, it’s very fruity in here”
amity doesn’t know what “fruity” means, so she’s just like “what do you mean? it smells like the human world, not a good smell, no offense Luz, you smell good, I mean- your not- you smell that- not bad!!”
cue flustered amity
truly a sight to behold😌
not everything is great, don’t expect it to be, your usually the one to clean Hooty
After Eda looses her magic your the only one left who can efficiently give Hooty a bath
you grew up playing Hexus Holdem, you almost never win against Eda but you still love playing because it makes her happy
when it comes to eda’s curse you’re either completely oblivious till Luz comes to live with you guys or she’s told you everything
