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6-year-old: Can I watch a vampire movie?

Me: You were scared of Harry Potter.

6-year-old: Vampires aren't real. Magic is.

6-year-old: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Me: What are you doing?

6-year-old: Playing house. I'm the mom.

Nailed it.

Me: When I was a kid, everyone had to share one TV.

6-year-old: I don't believe you.

Me: That we shared?

6-year-old: That you had TV back then.

6-year-old: Why don't people have stingers like bees?

Dad: We don't need to sting anybody.

6-year-old: Maybe you don't.

4-year-old: Why do I always have to pick up?

Dad: What will you do when you have your own house and it gets dirty?

4-year-old: Move.

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

4-year-old: Tall.

Me: No, what do you want to do?

4-year-old: Reach the candy on top the fridge.

6-year-old: Can you and Mom help me pick up my toys?

Dad: We didn't make this mess.

6-year-old: You made me. Checkmate.

Me: I made the bed.

4-year-old: No you didn't. A factory did.

Me: I meant I did the sheets and blankets.

4-year-old: A factory made those, too.

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