Nerdanel: Don’t hurt the spider dear, it’s a living creature too. Just put it outside
Feanor: A spider is about to get fucked up
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Nerdanel: Don’t hurt the spider dear, it’s a living creature too. Just put it outside
Feanor: A spider is about to get fucked up
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Son: The other elfling picked on me!
Nerdanel: Tell them politely but firmly to stop, honey.
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Son: The elfling picked on me!
Feanor: Punch them in the face
Nerdanel: ...do not do that!
Feanor: Then kick them in the groin
Nerdanel: NO
Feanor: Then if they're still standing, body slam.
Nerdanel: STOP