#paris hilton.

[absintro]

Tudo o que você tem que fazer na vida é sair com seus amigos, festejar muito, e estar duas vezes mais bonita que a garota ridícula parada perto de você.

[keeganmichelle-blog]

I had a dream...

I had signed up to have sex with Paris Hilton, but it wasn't just the two of us having sex. We had to have a guy there too. Basically, I had signed up to have a three some with Paris Hilton, a ton of other girls had too. First, though, we had to go pick the guy we wanted to have sex with Paris Hilton with. As I was walking down the street, I looked over at the only lit store front at that time of night and I saw Paris through the windows. We were going to be doing it in front of everyone! I walked into a room with my best friend and there were about 10 other girls in there and ten guys for all of us to choose from. They were all cute, but they all had crazy beards, seriously, beards like I had never seen before. So they're all going through this intro, here's who I am, here's what I like to do, but none of it was sexual. It was more like a dating show than a I'm-about-to-have-sex-with-you-and-Paris show. I fell in love with one guy, when a naked girl ran into the room. She had just finished with Paris. She said it was amazing and she couldn't wait for all of us to go! The boys continued and then it was a guy named Habes' turn. He first played a song that described his perfect girl, it described me. Then he picked up his guitar and sang another song that related to me. I was completely in love with him and he was the cutest of the ten.

Then I woke up.

Please interpret.