#paris reviews

[five-hundred-and-ninety-eight]

The Beginning of Everything by Robyn Schneider

(aka Severed Heads, Broken Hearts)

When I tell you this book made me sob- Yes, I would recommend it to yall! Series: Nope, unfortunately a standalone novel Pros: Adorable, witty, hilarious. Cons: The last four chapters. Rating: 4.5/5 stars! Warnings: If you like happy endings, this may not be for you. Also prepare tissues. Spoilers under the cut!

Flashbacks to when I watched Dead Poets Society and there was 30 minutes left and I was just thinking, "There's no way they can make it that heart wrenching in that little time, pfft." Also i really fell in love with the fmc: Cassidy Thorpe- you have my heart. Or, had. Until you shattered it into a million pieces. I sort of understood Cassidy's decision at the end, but that was after sitting around and mulling over it for a few days. Not that I agree with it. In the slightest. The word sillage will always hit hard. Also what happened to Pheobe? Luke? Did Austin turn out to be bi and happily marry Toby?

This book needs a sequel.

[parkerflix]

kyungsoo album review by paris!

i know NO ONE ASKED BUT IM GONNA REVIEW KYUNGSOO’s album!! irt as a listen while i write this! note: i am an exol and i’ve stayed up for this album pls i’ve been so excited all day also this is mostly for fun i just needed a place to vent pls JDGSHSGSJS

rose: very cute, bright summer song, it’s a strong start and it’s the title track, i love that you can hear his vocals and really see how strong his voice is solid 9/10

i’m gonna love you: PLS ITS SO CUTE??? and wonstein’s feature and the harmonizing mmm this song is so <3 also i should’ve mentioned that kyungsoo is one of my ults oops,, it ends rlly abruptly tho… 9/10

my love: a slower song which i’m not upset about in the slightest,, it’s very mood music like and idk it’s rlly good i’m biased ik but like ??? he’s alWAYS been rlly good at slower songs,, it’s not a ballad it’s just slower and it’s not bad! picks up around the minute mark but not too fast <3 a 10/10 for me solely bc i love slower songs literally one of my favorite artists is lorde & conan gray

it’s love: omg… ballad like… bangs head against wall HE KNEW THIS SONG WOULD BE THE END OF ME AND BALLADS!!! his voice is so beautiful it literally makes me cry i love him so much this album is so overdue,, the guitar makes me think of chanyeol playing with him and now i’m sad lolzies but this song is so good!! HIS HARMONIZING TOO I JUST?!?!?!?!;!:££/&/ 100/10

dad: nah… he DIDNT COME TO PLAY…. this song… the heart…. grfo i’m literally crying do kyungsoo i’m gonna sue u for damages this song is so ): i love him so much this isn’t funny!!! boo i’m crying this is so ?!?!? I LOVE THIS SONG GTFOOOOO ik i say that to every song but this is like… right up my alley very similar to my favorite songs it’s a 1000/10 for me like fr

i’m fine: mm it’s a good song. very good i vibe with this album rlly like?? they are all distinct and just?? this song idk the melody just makes me think of the warmth of the sun on your skin while the wind slightly brings a breeze towards you and it’s good 10/10

rose (english version): yk i’ve been WAITING FOR THIS!!! not most anticipated but definitely it’s rlly good !! i think i like it as much or even more than the korean version this like never happens i always prefer korean versions more what is this ?!?!? also the fact that jae worked on this song makes me :) but yeah a 10/10

si fueras mía: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SONG!!! LITERALLY KYUNGSOO IS MY LATIN KING!!! this song is it. ITS MY FAVORITE I CANT I JUST <333 dndgisbsjehejdhsisbjsjdjs i’m literally broken bangs head against wall,, kyungsoo has RUINED SOANISH MUSIC FOR ME HES THE GOAT!!! idk romeo santos,,, more like kyungsoo santos… but all jokes aside his spanish and his pronunciation is rlly good??? like he sounds rlly good like i’m ???? could literallyfool me that he’s decently fluent im not kidding… but then again i have the english accent when i speak spanish so :/ anyways this takes the top spot IDC IDC IDC!!!! 100000000000/10

my final ranking!

1. si fueras mía

2. dad

3. it’s love

4. rose (english ver.)

5. im fine, my love, rose (korean ver.), im gonna love you

[plaindrunkenness]

Vladimir Nabokov, The Art of Fiction No. 40

Interviewed by Herbert Gold