#parks dept

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[jeanralphiosbf]

Dear Jerome,

It is me. Ron Swanson. I apologize for this message, as I would for any message I could possibly send you. I do not enjoy sending messages. Please do not send one back.

My main point however is that your husband, Jean-Ralphio, has been especially loud recently. You should talk to him about that. If I liked Jean-Ralphio more I might have said it was cute, how he spent an hour talking about you with the look of someone truly, and deeply in love. But then he started quoting Taylor Swift song lyrics and while I honor your love of her music, I do not want Jean-Ralphio reciting ten songs into my ear when I am trying to pretend he doesn't exist.

Please pick up your husband, he misses you. And I can hear him behind me asking who I am writing to. I am already tired of having to use a computer so I am ending it jsdghjkdfghdkfgh;

WHAT'S UP BABY!!!!! It's me!!!!! Your husband!!!! Jean-Ralphio!

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Sorry for the typos baby ROn is trying to get his computer back but I'm sneaky likdee a fox so I'm not letting himmmmmmmmmm

Wanted to jump in and say I love you but you BEEN knew on that! Cause I say it to you every day, and every night, and every other time of day there is.

Remember I love you so much it makes me crazy and I've been talkin' about you CONSTANTLY>>>>>....sdfnjsknass

It's Ron again. I apologize for whatever Jean-Ralphio typed. I would delete it but he is making a look like a kicked puppy. It is a stupid look. But I think you like that look on him. So fine, you can read whatever he wrote. He is begging me to pass along another message. He says, and I quote, "I love you baby hot stuff foxy gorgeous I can't wait to see you kissy face heart emoji tongue sticking out emoji."

I think that concludes his message. I am now going to send this message before he tries to say anything else. Goodbye.

-Ron

wkhSKHKHNSHNKD???!?!? this is... Wow. ok um first off hi ron :D !!!!! unfortunately... i Do have to respond to this, But, on the bright side at least you're not get notified for it :} if that helps lol. second, i apologize for him being so... well, him 😭😭 i will definitely try to tell him to tone it down a bit when he's around everyone 🫡!! i won't respond to jean's section as i know you probably don't wanna read all of that, and i can just talk to him later, but thank you for relaying.. all of that info to me, ron ^__^ !!

[andalus88]

I wouldn't either

[andalus88]

Ben and Leslie, the beginning. Part 2.

[davidrussellschilling]

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[nyskateboarding]

Don't hate them, hate the guy at the Sanitation department who writes your deals. 2016's All City Showdown brought out NYC talent just like in years before. This year however, three dudes brought the laughs when they decided to dress up like the Parks Department as part of their crew's identity.

[amnewyork]

Long before a fire could be called in to 911, Manhattan relied on a series of fire watch towers throughout the borough to sound the alarm if a blaze was spotted.

Now the city is planning to restore the city's last remaining fire watch tower, a four-story octagonal iron structure at Marcus Garvey Park in Harlem.

Parks Dept says it has plan to revive the city's last fire watchtower and bring it back to Harlem

[kickassleslie]

admascott replied to your post “admascott replied to your post:That drawing is adorable and perfect as...”

i literally hate u

i dont know why i draw you anything.